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[M4F] The Dick Pic Of The Century
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MisterJKH is a male looking for a female
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You fucking hate dick pics! You get so many you never asked for or even hinted at, all these insecure guys wanting a bit of anonymous reassurance or something. Or do they think that a dick pic is going to get them laid? Whatever it is with these losers, you've seen hundreds too many and you'd be delighted never to see another.

But then some guy you've just connected with sends you his, and...well...hmm...there's just something about it. He claims it's the first picture of his cock he's ever taken. It doesn't seem like he's used an angle to accentuate his size, but it's huge, perfectly symmetrical, free from any blemish, and somehow just looks like it could stay rock hard for hours.

You must spend at least five minutes just staring at it without pause. In a way you don't understand at all, you are overwhelmingly drawn to this powerful, magnificent cock. You stare at it some more. You vaguely imagine not being able to walk properly for a few days. Finally, still spellbound, you begin to text him back...

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5 years ago