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"A'right bub, listen up! You don't like me and I absolutely know I don't like you! I mean just look at you... you're all tall, and gangly and your skin ain't even green! Yuck! Anyway what was I sayin'? Oh, yeah, that's right! Look, I'll cut to the chase right here. The name's Rils, no, don't go asking me what it's short for, but I've got an offer you can't refuse!"
The goblin brings out something she's been holding behind her back. It's a little rusty but from the way the copper doodad gleams it's obvious someone's been polishing it. She holds it up earnestly. It looks like it might have been broken off of something else, maybe part of an old teapot?
"It's this... this thing here! What does it do Rils, I hear you ask? Good things! Great things! The BEST things. Just you trust me on that, the guy who sold this to me, he had no idea what he was giving up. I've been told it's valued at over fifteen hundred gold pieces! Woah, woah, don't panic - I want a quick sale, so to you I'm willing to let it go for just four hundred! People are saying this is the best deal in the whole marketplace. What people? All the people. The best people. Trust me on that, bub!"
The goblin holds out a green hand, palm up, her ears pricked up in anticipation, *"Coins only, mind! None of that I-O-U foolery!"
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