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The year is 2019. Theresa May has faced 3 major defeats on her deal, and may be trying for a fourth. After years of austerity, their promises of ending austerity have fallen short; the NHS is on its knees, the train fare costs have gone up, and May continues to cackle on the front benches of the House of Commons. May commutes to Brussels every day, to "make a deal" (say no to everything that the EU offers), barely managing to extend Article 50 any farther than she could throw Article 50; the pound continues to decline in value, while her party claims the economy is being rebuilt under their pseudo one-nation government. Corbyn tries to make a bid for Number 10, but he is quickly tied up by a massive compromise to sit down with May to find a deal that Labour won't vote overwhelmingly against, though May fails to compromise at every turn. May continues to fuck the UK hard and fast.
Kinks: austerity, being called a terrible PM every day on social media, being called a terrible PM every day when seen in public, low taxes for the rich, and being told to resign by my own cabinet.
Limits: EU negotiations, the prospect of a Labour government, any mention of Change UK (cuckholding)
EDIT: "fallen short", not "fell short"
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