Sure, young girls are fun. Crazy parties, sloppy make-out sessions, and letting her ride you in a hot tub while her best friend is passed-out drunk on a poolside chair next to you. They are fun, the same way getting a puppy is fun, and you get to play around with them for a while, get to enjoy their frantic energy, their clumsy attempts at handling what life throws at them....

But eventually, the puppy will pee the carpet, chew on your shoes, and knock over your favorite Bionicle collectibles. And you'll realize that beneath all of the partying, the crazy sex, and the endless quests for new clothes, there's a host of issues, insecurities and bad financial decisions that leaves you exhausted, dizzy and spent - and not in the good way, either.

Young girls are fun. But it takes a woman to give you what you need.

A woman who drives a sensible car, who keeps her hair in a tight bun so it doesn't get in her eyes, and who takes her coffee with just a splash of milk to cream it up. A woman who has a solid 401k and a job to support her, and whose apartment does not look like the aftermath of Daytona Beach after Spring Break all the time. A woman whose nails are cut short to avoid breaking, whose jewelry is sparse but tasteful, and whose presence in the conference room is at the head of the table, calm and secure in her command. A woman of principles. A woman of character.

You need a woman who comes home from work with a takeaway salad for the both of you, and who kisses you hard on the lips before pushing you backwards onto the bed so she can straddle you. You need a woman whose eyes shine down at you through the evening gloom as she takes you in, and whose smile can melt glass as she rides you slowly. A woman who is not afraid of keeping a vibrator in her nightstand, but who prefers you over it. A woman whose voice is warm and husky when she tells you that she loves you, a moment before her orgasm hits.

You need a woman who showers alone, but lets you watch her walk around the bedroom naked, unabashed and unapologetic of her body. You need a woman who will pay attention to your needs, as you pay attention to hers. A woman who knows what she wants, and how to get it - and who doesn't mind using her words to let you know what it is.

You need a woman with a mind like a diamond. You need a girl who knows what's best.
You need a woman with uninterrupted prosperity, who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

And most of all, you need her to have a short skirt, and a long, long jacket.

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