I’m sitting in my car in the parking lot, looking at the building in front of me and growing anxious and angry at myself. Growling and lightly slapping my cheeks, I start muttering to myself.
“Get a grip, JT! You’ve worked the overtime and have the extra money specifically to do this! You’re almost 30 and have never been to a strip club, just get in there and enjoy yourself for once.”
I nod to myself before getting out of my car and heading inside. I pay the cover charge and slip inside, grabbing a beer from the bar before sitting down at a table that’s close enough to see the stage clearly but to not seem super eager and creepy.
I slowly drink my beer, sighing happily that they have my preferred brand, and enjoy the dances from the girls on stage. I’m starting to grow a bit bored, honestly not seeing the point even though the girls are super attractive and are very skilled dancers. I’m considering ordering an Uber or walking to the nearest motel before I feel a small hand on my shoulder, causing me to turn around in surprise.
So that’s it. I’ve never been to a strip club before and I’m almost 30. I want to know how you amazing ladies of DPP would make my first time at a strip club memorable and make me become a regular.
Let’s see those orange letters in my inbox and make some magic happen.
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