Get ready to preen, and wear something green! It is St. Patrick's Day (for a few hours more, at least), and what better excuse to host a nice and merry Meet and Greet with all you lovely DPP'ers out there? Because if anyone knows about gettin' down and dirty, it is surely our beloved Irish saint; after all, anyone who has studied his life knows that he:

• spent six years with a bunch of pirates, so you know he is a fan of the booty
• leveled Cleric once he returned home, so he definitely knows how to Lay on Hands^*
• conquered every single trouser snake in Ireland all by himself - talk about a hungry bottom!
• had a lovely length of wood that could grow to the size of a tree, for all you size queens out there

So who better to lead us in a bout of pious prayer on the benefits of being slutty? Or maybe just a nice chat with some like-minded people who understand that the only thing better than wearing green on a day such as this, is wearing nothing at all!

^{*: I know that Lay on Hands is a Paladin ability, but all is fair in love and puns}

Introductions!

Tell us something about yourself! The theme of this meet and greet is obviously St. Patrick, and Ireland in general, but that's not to say that you aren't allowed to talk about whatever you want. Just remember to keep everything nice and friendly, and help everyone to have a good time! If you want to introduce yourself, but you aren't sure how to go about it, here are a few ideas to get you started:

• What was your favorite moment when you felt really lucky?
• What is your beverage of choice - alcoholic, non-alcoholic, or both?
• What, in your mind, is the finest thing that Ireland has ever produced?
• What is your best Irish-themed pick up line?

Shamelessly Plugging Your Own holes Prompts!

As is tradition for these meet and greet threads, we like to give you all the chance to show off a prompt of yours that you feel warrants a second look. Maybe it didn't get the attention it deserved, maybe it never went anywhere when you tried it, or maybe you just love it and want to show the world what you can do! This is the place to do it! Just post a link to your old prompt, and let everyone's curiosity get the better of them.

You might also want to share a prompt to get some feedback, in which case you should check out /r/DPP_Workshop. There is a bunch of lovely guys and girls over there who are eager to help you perfect your smutty prompt-writing.