This was a hit last time, so we’re bringin’ it back.

Put yourself out there, fall in...lust? Love? A vat of chemicals which terribly disfigures you during a heist gone wrong, driving you to a life of crime? Maybe we’ll stick with lust. Comment. Reply to comments! Minister to persecuted Christians, which we all know is the real meaning of the season. (Fun fact: St. Valentine is the patron saint of lovers, epileptics, and beekeepers.)

But how does this work?

If this sounds up your alley, comment with your gender, the gender(s) you’re looking for, three kinks, three limits, and three questions for people to answer. As long as you follow the subreddit rules, go wild with your questions, but you’ve got three and three only. Use them wisely!

Please copy and paste this form.

**My Gender:**    
**Looking For:**    
**My Kinks:**    
**My Limits:**    
**Q1:**    
**Q2:**    
**Q3:**    

But what about replying?

I’m getting there. Hold your horses.

If you see some kinks and limits that line up with yours, go ahead and answer the questions the individual in question offered - make like a thick-hulled, powerful boat built for a specific purpose and break that ice.

Please remember that all top level replies to this post must be from people who want to participate in this event who are interested in speed DPPing. We’ll sticky a comment where anyone who needs to can ask questions about the event. This will be up until Sunday the 17^th.

As an added incentive to participate, anyone who comments here is eligible for a limited-edition 💦 flair.