Look, I'm not gonna lie: I like fucking things. And seeing as the Good Lord did not see fit to imbue me with a penis, it seems only right that I turn to the time-honored tradition of grabbing some panties, cutting a hole in 'em and sticking a nice, hard appendage of dubious origin through it for my own, lurid thrill. And yours, hopefully, but we'll get to that.

You see, I'm a giver. Yeah, I know, everyone says that. We all want to be the selfless lover who refuses to cum before their partner, the good-natured sweetheart who would rather give presents on Christmas morning than receive them. Right? Well, sucks to that. I love getting off, and I intend to do so with both vigor and aplomb once you and I get settled into a nice rhythm. But I am a giver, in the sense that what really gets me off is making you squirm and moan and squeal with unbridled excitement while I pump my nice, thick faux cock into your holes. As many holes as you'll let me, honestly. I'm not picky. And as long as it's making you shiver and your eyes roll into the back of your head, then I will keep ramming your body until you cry uncle. Or whatever safe word we settle on. Again, that stuff's for later.

So when I say that I'm a 'giver', that doesn't mean I'm just there to jerk you off, neither proverbially nor literally. It means that I will give pleasure, sometimes gently, sometimes forcefully, but always with the kind of zealous enthusiasm that is likely to get me banned from various conservative nations, not to mention congregations and denominations. I mean, a woman with an attachable cock who wants to sodomize other women? Or even men? A woman who will spank you and tease you and pull your hair, all while calling you a good girl and pumping her full ten inches into your impossibly tight little derriere? That's just not right, is it? That's downright lewd!

But nonetheless, that's who I am. And I won't be content to simply make love to you while the lights are off. I want to fuck you, and something tells me that you want it too, you little slut. Otherwise you wouldn't be feeling that tight, tingling sensation in your stomach, would you? Your cock wouldn't be hard and aching, your panties wouldn't be getting damp and uncomfortable. There is a place inside every slut's heart where there is something missing, and coincidentally, that same place is between their legs, and is best filled with the application of Miss Ferret's ten, turgid inches of 100% all-natural silicone cock.

So don't be shy. This isn't a place for hang-ups, it's a place to get down and nasty-dirty with an Amazing Ferret and her Amazing Strap On. I promise you'll like it, whether you are on your knees with your tight ass wrapped around my length, or on your back getting stroked and teased by my fingers while taking every long, demanding stroke of my wonderfully addictive toy. Or maybe you'd rather be face down on the floor getting prone-boned into submission? I promise, baby, nothing is out of bounds when it comes to putting my toy inside your body, and whether you are a kinky little soft boy looking for a good time, or a feisty tomboy with a heat in your belly, I'll take good care of you. Good and long and hard and deep. That's the Ferret guarantee.

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