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You probably shouldn't have left that weird petri dish under your bed. Or left that old yogurt carton that rolled under there for that matter. And you DEFINITELY should not have left your copy of the Necronomicon tucked back between your mattress and the bed slats. But hey, it's college right? Who cares if your dorm is a little bit messy? No ones going to know right?
That is, except for the tentacled abomination that has been given life underneath your cozy little bed. It's been growing and learning and maturing all on it's own. Now it's reached those awkward teenage years that every monster goes through when all it wants to do is get laid. Lucky for it, the horrible hell-spawn was birthed in the female dorms. To be more specific, your female dorm room.
You probably never would have known it even existed had it not been for that one night. A few weeks into the semester. The night before your first big test. It was late. You'd been up all night studying and needed to, unwind a little. You thought about that guy who sits two rows in front of you, your hands started to wander, and the scent of sex awakened the tentacle monster from under the bed!
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