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Oh, y-you're awake! Er... hi?
I know, you're probably pretty surprised to see me. Well, truth be told you weren't actually supposed to wake up until tomorrow morning, but here we are, I guess. Well, here I am, on top of you.. good thing I don't weigh much, huh? Oh, if you're wondering why your cock is all wet-- yeah, that was me. Sorry; like I said, I usually manage to get what I came for before you guys wake up, so this is sort of a.. a faux pas, you might say. An oopsie. Not that sucking your cock was an oopsie. I'm getting ahead of myself. First things first...
So, yes, I am an incubus. Although, don't let that fool or frighten you; all that stuff they tell you about paralyzing and, er, laying with women in their sleep to impregnate them, that's not true. Believe me, if we wanted children, there's plenty of succubi to ask, you know? Those girls can hardly get enough cock in them, which is why they let themselves get summoned so much-- not that us incubi are so very different, to be fair. Although there's not as much demand for us on the whole. Ah, but I'm getting ahead of myself again. I suppose that all you need to know is that when I was down here, sucking you off, it wasn't because I needed your sperm to, like, make demon babies or whatever. I just... wanted it. Which, I know it's more polite to ask up-front, but, be honest-- would you have said yes if I'd asked?
So, yeah, I see you've noticed that I'm not exactly what you'd call 'big'. I suppose that might shatter some illusions for you. But honestly, I prefer being small. I don't have to get on my knees to suck cock, for one! And for another, it makes it easier for you to pick me up and fuck me... i-if you wanted, of course. I'm not trying to say you have to, or anything; I would never bewitch you just for my own sordid needs. Nothing more powerful than a sleep spell, anyway, and you've already shrugged that off. Or did I forget to cast it? Honestly, it's been a busy night, I've been run ragged trying to meet tonight's quota. I'm liable to forget my own cock next.. er, but where were we?
Right, the matter of my sucking your cock. Well, here's the thing. I kinda-sorta need your cum. Not yours, specifically, but cum, human cum. Lots of it, even. I may be just half your height, and lithe to boot, but I still need to eat, and it just so happens that the Powers That Be made human spunk the best source of nourishment for my kind. And, again, let's be honest: If I came up to you, with my tiny horns and my spade-tipped tail a-wagging, and asked if you wanted to fuck, you'd probably scream something about a demon and run far, far away. Not that I look that dangerous, right? See, my skin's all milky and soft, and I have this nice, plump ass that I'm sure you'd find is quite amazing wrapped around your thick dick, but... let's just say that stealing a few loads while you guys are asleep is a lot less hassle. Especially because, well, few humans produce enough cum to keep even one incubus sustained. God has a perverse sense of humor, doesn't She?
But, uhm... now you're awake anyway. And I won't lie, you have a really nice cock. Like.. really nice. So maybe, since you haven't pushed me off of you and run away screaming yet-- maybe you want to have some fun? Oh, don't worry, it doesn't matter if you shoot it in my mouth or whatever; it's not like the cum itself is what we live off of. It's more of the energy that it contains, and I can just as well get that from, ah, the other hole. Which-- I honestly haven't had that in a while. It's a lot easier to suck a guy off in his sleep than it is riding him, you know? But since you're awake, and your cock is still really hard and-- and I can kinda see some precum at the tip, which.. mmh, I might just lick off if you don't mind.. Mmh.. ahem.. ah, sorry about that. You just have a really nice cock. Had me drooling for a second.
So, what do you think? Wanna give me a hand and fuck me full of your cum?
...please?
Simple premise. A smol, androgynous incubus wants you to assfuck him, for mutual fun and profit. Nothing too rough, please; I'd much rather keep this playful and fun.
Like the title says, this is an M4M prompt, but genders don't matter. Boy or girl, trans or non-binary; if this strikes your fancy, shoot me a message.
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