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"Ooh, am I giving you wood?"
The green girl chuckles, tossing an impish look over her shoulder at me, the sinewy thrust I heave into her scarcely wavering her calm. I can't help but grin at her, though, the awful pun not entirely a turn-off. What can I say? I've got a thing for smart, slutty girls that drop lightly out of the trees and turn my camping trips into a friendly romp.
It had started innocently enough - the long-awaited, near-fabled three-day weekend that had been the highlight of my overworked daydreams for months, a refreshing sojourn into the woods for a few days of glorious solitude, gorgeous weather, and some nature photography. The trek out had been pleasantly tough, with a few streams to cross, a hill that I'm sure was really a mountain in disguise, and a clearing that seemed the right size for a campsite not so far away.
Said clearing, however, had a tree. A particularly prickly, vine-stickled tree, plopped square in the middle where a tent could go. I had a shovel, I had time... but, in the end, it had seemed just a tad bit wrong to lop it down just for a few nights' stay.
Which, as it turned out, was an excellent choice, a lissome lass dropping lightly to her feet just as I'd turned away, a friendly grin on her face and the most appealing sort of bounce to parts of her.
"Leafing already?"
That, as they say, was what love at first sight feels like, a silly grin splashing across my face and not a care in the world for the weirdness of it all in my mind. I'd asked her name, and she'd asked mine, and in short order, I'd made the acquaintance of my first dryad. Who, I rapidly learned, tend to like sex, and like it a lot, with much dropping-to-knees and cross expressions at the notion of underwear.
Which brings me to now, merrily naked under the wind and canopy, with a verdant lover who's managed to nick my sweatshirt. My hands cupping her breasts, my lips at her neck, a good, solid mounting in progress.
Not bad, really, for the first ten minutes.
Puns, panoramic vistas, and pounding - what more could you ask for? A silly little prompt, perhaps, but one I had a lot of fun writing, and I'd love to share the fun with you!
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