It started like your typical fairy tale. Prince charming falls in love with beautiful elven princess. Elven princess gets kidnapped by the big bad monster. Prince rescues princess and takes her away to his kingdom where they get married and lived happily ever after. Except instead of where Prince Charming impales the big bad on his shining spear, I end up impaling the princess on my mast-like fuckpole a two weeks after the wedding. Speaking of Prince Charming...

I smacked her right breast loudly. “When do you suppose he’ll find out?” Perhaps that was something I should’ve asked earlier when we were stripping each other’s clothes off, not while she was lying lifelessly on her back, eyes rolled upward, a combination of drool and thick, slimy cum dribbling from the side of her mouth into the one of many small puddle of bodily fluids scattered across the soaked mattress. “Answer me slut, I’m talking to you.” This time I brought my calloused palm across her cheeks several times, each swing reddening her pale, perfect skin whilst tossing her head back and forth but still: no response beside the usual rhythmic moans in beat with my thrusts. But upon closer inspection, I noticed the corners of her lips were now turned slightly upwards. Jeez, what a masochistic whore you are. Well, this should wake her up. I rolled my eyes before I gripped both of her hips firmly and thrust forward abruptly, slamming the battering ram that was my meaty cockhead against the doors to her womb so violently that it jolted the elf into consciousness. Funny, most humans hated it when I did that but not her, she couldn’t get enough of it.

“AH! Ah, ah, mmm, what was that? Oh, look at how beautiful that is…” She murmured in a dazed voice. I followed her gaze down to her cunt: my last thrust forcefully displaced whatever leftover cum remained inside from when I last filled her up so that the goopy mixture was leaking out onto the sheets.

“Anyways, I asked-”

BANG “Come out you foul beast and face me with honor!” Sounded like he finally got to the base of the tower.

Well there he is, here we go again. Damn, I only got to cum seventeen times this time too. Didn’t even get to fuck her ass yet. If I’m lucky he kicked the door down instead of splitting it in half. “Never mind,” I said in a disgruntled voice. “Get dressed. Pull yourself together and act scared.”

I pulled back slowly, watching the callous, studded mast thicker than her slender arm slowly exit despite her cunt clinging magnetically to it. Thick purple veins, large enough that one could feel them pulsing upon ejaculation, ran along its length. When the enormous cockhead, still reeking of musk and filth despite having swam in a pond of her juices for the past several hours emerged, one could hear the satisfying pop that followed. Her legs trembled so hard that she couldn’t stand properly. I carried her into a corner of the room with her attire, or whatever scraps and tatters remained of it anyway.

“Oh god… it’s so warm. I feel so full.” She smiled at me endearingly as she pressed both of her hands against her waistline. When she pressed against that region, goblets of white would dribble out and splatter onto the floor. She giggled each time they did, until I scolded her to look distressed as the prince’s yelling got closer.

Time for Prince Charming to barge in on his stallion, smash me across the head with his mace (not that it hurts really, it’s just amusing how much he toots his own horn when he ‘one-shot that ugly fuck’ even though it hurt me about as badly as a rubber ball). Then I’d collapse onto the floor unconscious or beg for mercy while he strutted around and gloated about how much stronger he was than me before graciously sparing my life because I was just too pitiful to be put down out of mercy, despite the fact that I was two feet taller than him and that his head was probably smaller than my right pec. Afterwards he’d ride back with her, probably pass out after she gave him a few halfhearted tugs on his wee little pecker before waiting for me to ‘kidnap’ her again.

Prompt specific kinks: Mindbreak/ahegao, unrealistic sizeplay, excessive cum, cheating/netorare, cervix penetration/distension, noncon/dubcon. Unrealistic everything really.

Just something more funny, unrealistic and frivolous I whipped up. We could either jump in from where I left off, or start from the very beginning when the Elven princess discovers her husband can’t quite scratch her itch but is still loyal even after the first kidnapping but finds that nobody else can satisfy her. I even thought of a scenario where the humans and orcs agree to an alliance. And the orc is invited to the prince’s castle as an honored guest as a gesture of good will but ends up fucking the elf behind her husband’s back. Very hentai-y/doujin-ishy but that’s what it is.

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