That's right! Do you ever feel cold inside, a bit of a chill creeping up where the sun doesn't shine? Do you ever experience that sad, chilly feeling of an unwarmed passage between your cheeks? Well, fear no more, because I've got the invention for you.

Never again will you have to fear that icy terror, for I've got just the thing for you: Werewizard's Butt-Warmer. I know what some of you are thinking already - "It's probably loaded with unhealthful additives, and silicone just isn't my speed!" Well, that's no excuse now, for this handy, helpful tool is one-hundred-percent organic! Grown lovingly from scratch and loaded with warm, savory vitamins and nutrients, the Butt-Warmer is guaranteed to slide right up inside and banish that cold forever. It's warm! Snug! Thick and gently curved, perfect for reaching those hard-to-get spots that can make your toes curl and your mind go a little hazy. Imagine the luscious indulgence of stepping inside after a cold day in the snow, and getting transported into a world of pleasure, toasty by the fire and with something smoothly sliding into you and pressing you firmly into the bed with a loving thump of skin on skin as it all slides home.

And get this - it doesn't just come on its own - you get an entire human with the Butt-Warmer, lavishly equipped with all sorts of accessories! Strong hands, lightly callused and capable of all manner of grips, caresses, squeezes, and strokes, complement a sturdy frame and twinkling brown eyes perfectly. Teasing lips and a nicely mobile tongue come standard with a catalog of flickering laps and gentle, suckling nibbles, to boot - and everything is a totally integrated system. Hands on your hips, pulling you back, fingers spiraling, stretching, stroking inside you, slickness slathered on them - it can be yours, as can those same fingers winding through your hair, pulling you back, letting that thick, hot swell push inside you and warm you.

From the inside and out, there's warmth aplenty - and if that slight hint of coldness is inside, a little deeper than even the deepest reaches that make your toes curl and your mind go fuzzy? The Butt-Warmer, I'm proud to report, comes with arms that'll wrap around you and a suitable weight for pressing you gently into the bed, legs that'll curl around yours and stubble perfect for nuzzling against your cheek, fingers that will play gently between your thighs as you feel warmth and a voice that can and will murmur into your ear how you feel amazing, and how you are, truly, good.

The Butt-Warmer: Your days of being cold inside are over - order today!

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