I was just looking for a nice vacation close to home, and look what it got me.

I pulled into the town, and it just looked like any other semi-rural township. That is, until I drove past the gangbang at the side of the road. Three women, just... railing this poor boy. One cock in his mouth and two in his asshole. Jesus Christ.

I mean, the boy seemed to be enjoying it, but it wasn't very dignified.

I probably should have taken that as a warning sign, but I was just so hungry. To be honest, I'd heard this town makes some really good cheeses. I'm not trying to be crass, but I like cheese. In fact, two cocks in my ass seems like a reasonable price to pay if the cheese in this town is as good as people say. Better than that Kraft shit people try to pass off as cheese in this country, anyway.

I pulled my car up next to a quiet little pub on the outskirts of town. As I walked in, the smell of beer, cigarette smoke and cum hit my nostrils. I mean, really? Cum? This place isn't getting a very good Yelp review. It's not rustic, it's fucking rached. But fuck it, gotta eat somewhere.

"Hey hunny.. drinks're on me if you show me them tiddies.."

I turned to my left, and there was a woman leaning over at me, blind drunk. I was like, 3 o'Clock in the afternoon. Does anybody work in this town or do they all just fuck and drink? To be honest though, I needed a drink.

"Uh.. okay."

I lifted my t-shirt, revealing my absolutely flat, slightly hairy chest, and the bar erupted with cheers. Every single woman there raised a glass, and, to my bewilderment, a foaming pint was placed in front of me immediately.

"You're a fun lil' one sluttyslut!" the drunk purred, "Somebody get him lun-"

Then her head hit the bar as she passed out.

"Sorry about her, she takes our traditions a little too literally. Did you come here for business or pleasure?"

"Uh, I'm vacationing." I said, turning to the pretty young bartender who was suddenly cleaning a glass in front of me.

"Ah, perhaps you don't mind her too much then. A lot of the boys who come here seem to quite like the, uh, direct type."

"Sorry, but is there something sexual about this town? I thought it just looked like a nice little place to eat cheese and go hiking.."

"Ah. You didn't read the brochure, did you?"

"Oh. SHIT. FUTANARI-town."

"Now, you've got it. You can rent a room here, the locks are sturdy, I promise. You can explore town tommorow. Maybe just have a drink while you think about whether you really want to stay."

"Nah, I'll stay. I guess I'll.. experiment?"

"So.. do you like cock or do you just not want to make the drive home?"

"I guess I'll learn to like cock."