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I guess its a bit clichee at this point, but I found this old lamp...Lets not get to much into the details of how I got it, because its not important.
Whats important is, that I tried my luck and gave it a rub. And man, was I lucky and excited, as the smoke appeared and you, a real genie stand right in front of me and told me, what everybody knows: I got three wishes.
Now I am a horny, nerdy guy with so much power, I obviously will use them to get myself some pleasure.
The question is, will you be nice to me, fullfil my wishes and just play out some of my fantasies. Or are you one of your kind, who will twist my words and use my wishes against me, til I scream and wish, I never found the lamp in the first place?
There is only one way to find out...
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