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You lay dare in yisser pile av gauld, nip ter de warrld. in wan 'an' a cowl Liffy Water draft, perfectly poured. In de other, a double shot av Jameson.
The perfect St. Patrick's Day does exist, oi tink ter meself. Oi take a step towards yer. nip meself, oi lay down next ter yer, takin' de shot av jameson an' pourin' de Liffy Water over me body. Oi a go ter yer an' lookin' yer deep in yisser eyes, whaen yer say, "$20 gets yer a blowjob, $40 gets yer al' de way." Oi luk at yer gas an' respond, "what?" yer belt me across de bake an' oi snap back ter reality.
There oi stan', me eyes 'alf open, me drawers down in de dark alley next ter o'brian's boozer. Oi guess yer a cheap 'ooker, standin' in front av me. "I said, $20 for a blowjob, $40 yer can feck me."
God oi'm so trollied -- 'appy St. Patrick's Day
Translated to English:
You lay there in your pile of gold, naked to the world. In one hand a cold Guinness Draft, perfectly poured. In the other, a double shot of Jameson.
The perfect St. Patrick's day does exist, I think to myself. I take a step towards you. Naked myself, I lay down next to you, taking the shot of Jameson and pouring the Guinness over my body. I turn to you and looking you deep in your eyes, when you say, "$20 gets you a blowjob, $40 gets you all the way." I look at you funny and respond, "what?" Suddenly you smack me across the face and I'm forced back to reality.
There I stand, my eyes half open, my pants down in the dark alley next to O'Brian's Pub. You, or I guess a cheap hooker, standing in front of me. "I said, $20 for a blowjob, $40 you can fuck me."
God I'm so drunk -- Happy St. Paddy's Day
Edit: Fixed the GIF
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