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Where to begin? My name is Melanie. People don't seem to like me very much. I have panic attacks all the time and my social skills are for shit. I spend my time going to school, sleeping, or reading about plane crashes on Wikipedia.
I'm not even sure why I'm here now. I've always liked sex chats and link sharing and roleplaying and all that stuff, I guess because I'm too shy to do anything for real.
But hey, this is a meat market, right? Might as well know what I look like. I'm 5'4, with wide hips and not too much else. I'm skinny, perpetually pale, with short brown hair that's untameable. I wear thick-rimmed glasses to distract from my crooked teeth. I'm basically a little angry elf tripping over shit on the sidewalk and hiding in my sweater. Rough sex, older partners, and general depravity are my favorites.
I'm honestly pretty easy to please, and filthy, rude, or perverted messages are my favorites.
If for some god-forsaken reason you still want to talk, send me a message.
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