Term: Winter 2117 Course Number: 569 Credit Hours: 15 Campus: Taurus-Eight Forward Research Base Title: A Field Study of the Reproductive Habits of the Flora and Fauna of Taurus-Eight

Course Description: Ever since the first discovery of life on the eighth moon of the gas giant Taurus, xenobiologists have been puzzled by the extreme voracity with which both the flora and fauna of the moon sexually reproduce. All life-forms on the moon, from single-celled amoeba-like creatures to the ten-story Phallusaurs, appear completely obsessed with intercourse, spending their entire lives either searching for something to be penetrated by/penetrate, or being penetrated/penetrating.

On last year's research expedition, a major breakthrough on why these creatures are so sex-crazed was discovered. A powerful pheromone-like substance seeps from the volcanic core of the planet, filling the atmosphere with an aphrodisiac gas so powerful it influenced the evolution of everything on the moon. Obtaining a sample of this substance could greatly aid the pharmaceutical business in creating more potent and safer aphrodesiacs, but the last team sent to retrieve a sample has yet to return. Evidently, the effects of the gas are so strong that they chose to stay behind and embrace their new lives as breeding stock for the moon's inhabitants.

Now, the Lunar University is offering graduate students the once in a lifetime opportunity to visit Taurus-Eight and conduct rewarding hands-on research with the native wildlife. Assignments will include taking atmospheric samples, recording topographical data, and being stuffed with as much xeno-semen as your belly can swell to take. Keep in mind that a passing grade relies on returning the aphrodisiac sample to the research base in orbit should you decide to take up residence on the moon permanently.

Testimony from Other Students:

• Laura Oxhena's Audio journal - "Day 47: I'm so happy. I think the Oroteles tribe have finally accepted me as one of their own, or at least the chief has. I can't understand their language yet, but from observation I know that the chief only spills his seed in his favorite wives twice a year, but this is the third litter he has given me in two months!"

• Jamie Stephenson, moments before being stuffed by a Phallosaur: "No way is that thing going to fit inside me, it's thicker than my forearm!"

• "Mmmph!" - Faye Neverthal, squirming in a silken cocoon while the arachnomoprh's eggs gestate in her womb, colon and stomach

Note: This course is not suitable for students who have heart conditions, STIs, or are generally squeamish. The University has no responsibility for the decisions you make while influenced by aphrodisiacs.