First night here? Lovely!

Admittedly, we're in a secluded corner, at least, away from the ball going on. Well, I say ball, but I'm pretty sure that girl - that one over there, see? - is already well onto her third cock of the night, and (whew!) those two ladies seem to be having plenty of fun on the table where the canapés once sat.

Anyway!

Welcome to the Donghaus. Yes, silly name, I know, but this place... well, it's incredible, isn't it? The premier establishment for entertainment and relief this side of the Drift, with just about everything you could imagine. A ball every evening, and nooks and crannies scattered about the manse for what comes after.

And, of course, the staff! Endlessly well-trained, perfectly polite, accommodating - really, it's a dream. Some whisper that they're the finest in technology, bent to lewd ends. Android courtesans, nigh-indistinguishable from humans and more, here to cater so realistically to your needs. Whatever the case, the times you can have here! If you've ever curled up in a ball, looking at the stars as a young lass, eyes alight with the thought of being stuffed full of turgid cat-boy dong, or romanced by a dashing vision in black silk, perhaps even - gasp - being taken over a table in a library full of volumes one can peruse in the afterglow... Well, then, this, dear, is your place.

Come here often enough, they might make you a host of your own...

What's that? Oh, me? Hah, no, I'm not on staff, as it were. Just a patron of the place, always happy to break the new ones in, as it were. It's always a delight - elegant ladies in easily-liftable dresses, gentlemen in the sharpest of suits, and, of course, the air that hums with possibility.

Personally, I like the elegant ladies in suits, and I'm not saying that just to flirt with you, I promise.

See, him, over there? I've heard it said that he has the most marvelous of tongues, a delight for anyone brave enough to ask him for a private room. And her? Hah, you're in for a treat if you pick her for the night, I assure you - meticulously engineered, and she knows precisely how to use what she's got, if you follow me.

So there's a world of possibilities out there for patrons to explore, an endless exploration of lewdness and wonder to indulge in.

What would you like to explore, you ask?

Oh!

They didn't tell you?

Let me put it this way, darling.

You don't remember actually coming here, do you?

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