Hello hello, come in, come in….

Welcome to DirtyPenPals, the denizen of filthy, flirty, fun smut!

Things are busy here and the Returns and Exchanges department is overrun. We are short staffed and working to deal with this post holiday hustle and bustle of madness. There has been an abundance of merchandise returned which our Quality Assurance crew needs to check and verify, as well as new merchandise to hand out. But we gotta be sure that this is what the customer wants, customer satisfaction is first and foremost here at DirtyPenPals after all.

It seems there was a bad batch of handcuffs that would break open, nipple clamps that were too tight or not tight enough at all, and rumor has it there is a kitten out there that will not even lick or sit on laps! Oh, the horror. This is unacceptable, for goodness sakes. I think, perhaps, that there was too much spice in the jingle jangle juice in Santa’s workshop. This year has had far more returns and exchanges than normal.

We sure could use your help! Would you be willing to help us out? Will you help fill in our overextended Customer Service and Quality Assurance team by testing any returned merchandise from dildos to bondage gear?

WHAT YOU CAN DO

If you are a customer please fill out our easy breezy return form. Comment below, with the info provided to outline your return. Is it a defective item, toy gone wrong, purchase you regret, or maybe you just need help with how your product works! We aim for your satisfaction and our Quality Assurance Team will be with you shortly!

    GENDER TAG
    PRODUCT
    WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER
    Feel free to edit if your return or exchange has been made to your satisfaction

If you are willing to be a member of our Quality Assurance Team please respond to a customer to help test their product or exchange it for one that better satisfies their needs.

Alternatively, feel free to post for the [Returns and Exchanges] theme day.

How does posting for the theme day work?

Make a post with today’s theme that you think of on Wednesday, December 27th, and tag it with [Returns and Exchanges]!

What kind of posts can we make?

Anything! This is just a suggestion to help get people’s creative juices flowing!

Can my partner and I [Share] our story?

Please do! If you're both fine with it, please post it and tag it with [Share][Returns and Exchanges]! We would particularly love to see any of the exchanges involved with the Returns initiated here in our mini event.

Click here to see all of the [Returns and Exchanges] posts this week!

Is there flair?

There sure is! Post or comment on a [Returns and Exchanges] post to qualify for your own Bringing Sexy Back flair.