It's crazy. Okay, maybe I'm biased- I am a notorious ass man. Half my prompts are about bum-pumping and butt-stuffing and all manner of happy, cuddly anal sex, which is all well and good. Even without their delicious fuckability - and really, if you're not into that, no worries, we've all got our thing - I've got a personal fascination with the whole thighs-to-hips region. Plenty of places to grab onto, to slide my arms around in a hug, to caress and tease and hold.

So hey, I'm not an objective source here. Butts are just fun. Squishy ones, firm ones, bouncy ones, really any ass is a good one. A great one, even.

Yeah.

Even yours.

Yes, I know you don't think it's perfect. That's cool; I do. I know you think it might be "lumpy," or maybe not perfectly spherical, but hey, I like your butt. It's a wonderful butt. Globes are boring; you've got wonderfully squeezy cheeks instead. For spanking, for grabbing, for the sheer fucking fun of smacking my hips against when, well, fucking. Too big in your mind? More to love in mine. Or, let's be real, to lust over.

Think your butt's too small? Fuuuuuck no, it's great. Wait, wasn't I just talking about how big butts are great? Yep. But smaller butts? Also great. It's like candy corn and jelly beans- both are awesome, just in different ways. Maybe I should mix those two together some time; note to self. Anyway. Small butts? Tight and squeezy and fun to cup and grope and... uh...

Mind got fuzzy for a moment there; sorry. I promise you, my thoughts are not complex. I see your butt, I love your butt; that's about the size of it, no matter what size it is.

So this isn't a prompt, really- I mean, a lot of my other stuff talks about situations in which your butt might be heartily appreciated, so feel free to take a look at those. I just seriously have heard enough ladies say - especially you, you know who you are - that their asses aren't good enough. Well, fuck that shit, because they are. Your ass is perfect, as far as I'm concerned.

Let's recap: Big or small, bouncy, squishy, or firm, your butt is great. Perfect, even. Okay? Don't be down on yourself. Getting down on you is my job, and in a much more fun way, y'know?

That's all! Have a nice day today, please!