Now, just to be clear: We're not talking ordinary cuteness here. We're talking the most extreme we can get, and it's going to be a very adult cuteness. Want me to invite you over to see my collection of Pusheen stuffies^1, and then watch their cheery little faces beaming down at you as you're pinned to the bed and thoroughly pounded? I'm your guy.

See, I like snugglefucks. Not snuggle-making-loves, or snuggle-making-outs. Snugglefucks. The sort of encounter where my arms wrap you up, all safe and warm, and I kiss you, and cute things murmur in your ear from start to finish as I pull those adorable flannel pajama bottoms down, lift you up from our blanket fort, and then pin you to the floor and call you the sweetest, cutest woman I've been with in a flurry of spanks and thrusts, grunts and the raw heat of my body pushing into yours.

Ideally, set against a pastel-and-plaid backdrop.

Have you ever stifled a hard moan from a man's mouth between your thighs in a teddy bear?

Well, you're about to.

Has the thought of marshmallows and cocoa and snuggles all burrito'd up in blankets after a solid butt-stuffing ever drifted lazily from your mind when that first full, hot press of a cock at your entrance?

That's about to happen to, if you'd like, in between the cuddles and the snuggles.

Ever felt strong hands pulling your legs apart, pressing them back, with comfy, soft things surrounding you in a little nest even as you feel the warmth of a hard-fucked load dripping out of you?

You guessed it- that's also on the table, so long as the table has a properly adorable blanket atop it.

Does the thought of a day in, a break from routine, with cuteness and sweetness and plunging your lips down on a solid cock just after the movie finishes, appeal to you?

Well then. Drop me a line! I've got snuggles and fucks for all of you.

¹ Edit: These are the Pusheens you could be snugglefucked into.