"All rise! The honorable Judge Hampton residing!"

A cacophony of shuffled feet, as the crowd got up and stood, swaying slightly, to await the judge's signal to sit. At the prosecutor's table, Skye shuffled her feet and hugged herself; she had not expected this many people to show up, but then, when you were dating the most prolific football player of the decade, the public consciousness was on you. Doubly so when you were suing him for child support.

"Be seated." The judge's voice rang out over the hall, his middle-aged eyes glaring out at the crowd. He, too, was unhappy with the turnout, but it had not been feasible to close the court; if anything, that would have made the trial that much more interesting to the general public, and the last thing the judge wanted was more attention. This was already a stupid case to be tried; it should have been dealt with long ago, with some kind of settlement. But neither party was willing to back down, and so, it fell to him to pass judgment.

Josh Greene sat at the defendant's table with his hands folded neatly in front of him, a serene look on his face. When he glanced over at Skye, their eyes met momentarily, and he grinned wolfishly at her, before going back to pretending that she did not exist. A few moments of general rustling occurred as people found their seats, and then the judge cleared his throat.

"So, if I understand correctly, Ms. Delacour: You are alleging that Mr. Greene has fathered your child, but refuses to acknowledge it or pay the child support that you are due?"

Skye rose to her feet and nodded. "Yes, your honor."

"Mh." Judge Hampton grunted dismissively. "Right. Well. Defense, what say you?"

Slowly, Josh's lawyer got to his feet. "My client pleads 'not guilty', your honor."

"Right. He would." The judge grumbled. This was going to be a pain in the ass. "Well, then. Prosecution, opening statements, please."

Skye's lawyer got up, and began her pitch. It was brief, factual and to the point, and outlined the relationship of the two, the four month co-habitation, Skye's unexpected pregnancy, Josh's departure and Skye giving birth nine months later to a boy, Aiden. The judge listened, patiently, and when she was done, he invited the defense to speak their piece. Josh's lawyer rose.

"Your honor, my client is very clear. There is no way that he could be the father, and he is willing to prove it here in court, today."

The judge nodded. "Right. And the reason is?"

"Your honor--" The lawyer blushed and fidgeted with his papers. "My client insists that he cannot be the father, since he and miss Delacour never slept together."

"That's a lie!" Skye's voice rang out through the courtroom. "Are you kidding me? We fucked practically every day up until he left-- and even a few times after!"

Josh grinned, and slowly raised his hand. "May I?"

The judge sighed. This was about to descend into a shouting match. "Of course, Mr. Greene. By all means."

"Thank you." Josh stood up, and walked slowly to the center of the floor. He cleared his throat softly, and then said: "I stand by what I said. There is no way I could have gotten Skye pregnant. It just isn't possible."

"Because...?"

Josh smirked. "Well, your honor, it wasn't for a lack of trying. Skye is a beautiful woman, as you see, and I very much did want to be with her. In fact, I wish the child was mine. But every time we tried, we ran into the same problem. I am-- simply too big for her."

The judge frowned. "Too big? I don't understand."

Skye had risen to her feet, too, but this twist had left her stunned, unable to think of anything to say. "That's-- that's ridiculous! You're not--"

"My penis!" Josh looked down, feigning a demure frown. "I am simply.. too big to fit inside her. We tried, but she would always tell me to stop before I even got the head inside--"

"Bull. Shit!" Skye stormed onto the floor and came right up to Josh's face. "You are not that big, and I can take you fine! Stop this stupid bullshit right now, or so help me--"

"Quiet!" The judge silenced the two quarreling lovers. "Mr. Greene, this is not exactly a usual avenue of defense. Has your counsel--"

"Like my lawyer said, I am willing to back up my claim with fact. If you will permit--?"

Without waiting for approval, Josh reached down and unzipped his pants. Skye's eyes grew wide as she saw a massive, bulging cock swinging between her ex-lover's legs. Even flaccid, it swung like something out of a porno, and her surprised yelp was just hoarse enough for Josh to shoot her a quiet wink. Last she had seen him naked, his cock had been half the size it was now. He reached down and stroked the fat cock with one hand, slowly coaxing it to life.

"As you can see, your honor--"

"That doesn't prove anything!" Skye yelled, staring up at the old man. "He wasn't-- it wasn't that big! It-- he must have..!"

"What?" Josh laughed. "Cast a spell on it? Hardly. Your honor, my endowment is what it is. And as you see--" His cock was now growing towards its full size, and was starting to approach the size of Skye's forearm. The tip was already starting to bead pre-cum, as if ready and eager to fuck something. The woman groaned.

"No! But even-- even if that's what your cock is like, you haven't proved anything! You have to prove that I can't take it! Right now, you are just showing your dick to the general public."

Josh turned, as if sensing the crowd for the first time, and with a waggish grin he held his cock up for them all to see. He had lost his sense of modesty long ago.

"Well then," he said softly, cocking his head to look at Skye. "Then I guess you ought to let me try, right? If you can take it, I guess I can't deny fatherhood any longer. Hmn?"

The woman blinked and went pale at the idea, but Josh turned to the judge and grinned.

"Your honor? Would you not agree that if the cock won't fit, you must acquit me of the charge against me?"

The judge furrowed his brow and grunted, but ultimately nodded. "Stands to reason. But I can't force Ms. Delacour to--"

"I'll do it!" Skye cursed. "But if I can take it, he is giving me what I am due!"

"Don't worry." Josh smirked and stroked the fat cock languidly. "I'll give you exactly what you need, girl..."

How did Josh grow his cock to such a size? How will Skye take such a beast? And will Josh be on the hook for child support? Let's find out!

(With due apologies to the affected in the court case, as well as common decency.)