Kik?

The most dreaded message I can receive on DirtyPenPals. First off this is not r/DirtyKikPals or r/DirtySkypePals. If you are looking to play on those platforms I suggest going to those subreddits. If you are sticking around r/DirtyPenPals…

First off, I like Reddit messages! I know some people give it shit but that way I don’t have to manage different accounts, all my partners are in the same place and with some mods like inbox revamp it is 100% serviceable.

I understand that many people do not like playing through Reddit messages, and I don’t mind a polite request for a different venue. 99% odds I will still decline for the three reasons stated above but I'm cool with you having different preferences and stating them respectfully. But most importantly:

IT IS FUCKING CREEPY.

Sorry, I don’t mean to shout, but seriously guys this message:

Kik?

Is basically like walking up to me in a bar, staring me in the eye and with dead eyed panned expression asking “Phone number?” Uh… how about a hello? Maybe tell me your name? SOMETHING? Fuck, at least in bar I can size you up and decide if you are cute or not. Such a low effort message is not indicative of a good play experience that would be worth putting up with trying to writing erotica with my phone when I have a perfectly good desktop complete with keyboard and mouse is sitting right here.

And Skype is even worse. It is buggy, an eyesore to use, and worst of all It is a security nightmare that exposes your IP address! So no strange man on the internet, you aren’t getting that detailed on contact information from me. Sorry. Especially when, again, you have told me NOTHING about yourself.

Other girls here may be more flexible about other chat venues. If you have a preference feel free to politely ask, but for the love of god introduce yourself first.

/End rant.

Cheek licks and tail wags, Brittany the Husky.