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Fuck, you guys. I am so fucking horny! Like, I don't remember when I've ever been this horny before in my life! You gotta help me out here. I don't care if you're black, white, tall, short, fat or skinny, you just gotta help me get this mess taken care of. Please?
I mean, it's not like I've never been horny before. I know how it goes, what it's like, and what I'm supposed to do about it. But to be honest, it's so much easier if I have someone to help me out, and I figure that you lovely people here on DPP could maybe lend me a helping hand, or suggest some tools I could use, maybe? I know you guys are so full of ideas
Really, though, I just can't stand being this horny. The damn things get in the way of everything, and I can't even put on a shirt without it catching on the horns and tearing the fabric. I've used a hacksaw before, but it's so tedious and always gives me a headache. Does anyone have any ideas how to fix this?
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