Hello and welcome to our March Dirty Limerick Event! For this event we are asking that people join in and post a limerick below in the comments! See a story that looks funny, continue the plot and respond with your own dirty limerick in a comment.

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

    Example
    There once was a fellow McSweeny
    Who spilled some gin on his weenie
    Just to be couth
    He added vermouth
    Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

If you feel so inspired feel free to post your very own limerick post and tag it [Limerick]

Those that post or comment on a post will be eligible for a Fuck it in Nantucket flair.

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