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Hey there! I'm Will!
Putting my real name out here is a bit of a gamble, but hey; nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? If anyone wants to get a pound of flesh out of me, they'll find a way regardless, y'know?
I usually just write stories and make a whole big production out of it sometimes, but that can get exhausting, you know. I actually work in entertainment, so maybe some of these ideas adapted from other stuff I've done might be your speed. Tonight I'm looking for a play with someone who's not afraid to get a little dirty, fun, and mess with some really crazy ideas. Not a play play like I do at work, though! Those can't have too much sex in them; it's no fun. People can be so 1400s about this stuff sometimes, I swear.
Now, one of the stories I had in mind is technically better suited for that other sub, but lemme assure you everyone's 18 here. Check it out: So we'd play these two kids, and there's all this family drama. (NOT an incest prompt.) I'm all on my way up in the world, and you're preparing for your big debut. Maybe something fancy- a party, a ball, something like that. Now, I am madly in love with you. Maybe it's just lust, actually- like, I'm willing to climb in your window, slam the door shut, and take you right there on the floor. But here's the kicker, and where a lot of the story comes from- our families hate each others' guts! There's some gang violence- maybe one of my cousins shanks one of yours, so there's this bloody backdrop and kickass romance (I love love, okay?) that leads up to some really explosive, it'll-almost-kill-you-it's-so-good fucking.
Maybe you're into a military prompt? Maybe I can play as your devoted husband, big guy in the Army, and you're my beloved wife. Of course, there's going to be a lot of fucking here. Now, we got to have story here, too, right? How about my second-in-command is lusting after you, panting and almost pawing at you, and I get so fucking jealous that I hunt the dude down and straight-up get Old Testament on his ass. (There's an idea, too- I'll mention some more ass stuff in a bit.) Maybe we can add a little twist! Also, if you're into a bit of more taboo stuff, I'm totally cool with that. Would you like to play with some thick, meaty, black, dripping-with-lust and dark as the night tragedy? We can do that.
Still with me? What about something really, really kinky. All the best ladies on DPP seem to be Aussies for some reason, so this one is for you all. Let's bring some of your midsummer night's dreams to luscious, lusty life together with something fantastical! There's this little world I'm working on, with faeries (the E is important!) and curses and all sorts of really freaky shit. And I'm loving the idea of some ass play here. A lot of ass play... and I can be a total bottom too for that, if you want to get really kinky. Maybe we can be the king and queen of the faeries together and have all these kinky, fun adventures just messing with people. And each other, of course. There's so many stories we could go with in this universe- maybe I'm a horny admirer but you've been forced by your family to become a nun. Or we could get really [Meta] (DPP likes those, right?) and do a play, a literal play, within a play. How cool is that?
Anyway!
I really am excited to do this; it's my first time posting here and I'm really looking forward to seeing what I can find. I love humor (although tragedy can be delicious), have all sorts of kinks, and love slipping in sly little innuendos into positively everything. Let's turn some S's into F's together!
Stay awesome, DPP!
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