The expanse of the dining room table separates us but still I am staring daggers at my jerk wad brother over a cornucopia of epic Martha Stewart standards. I stare through the wheat stalks and corn cobs to snear at him but he only smirks his cocky smirk that much smirkier. Lifting his thumb he brings it to mouth and slides the thing over his tongue in a slow lewd gesture. "Sick" I whisper, face contorted in disgust. "Ew!" But I watch. I watch as he lowers that wet thumb to the rim of his wine glass and eases it round and round. The faint hum rings loud in my ears as Mom and my sister usher everyone to the table. I am kicking his shin as I hear the ring still when little Berkley dutifully recites what she is thankful for, my sister only has to remind her of the predetermined correct statement to say once.

It is later that I find out that sweet little Berkley will be staying in my old room as I am handed a sleeping bag and pushed towards Jack's room. "But Mom!" I whine, the words falling on deaf ears.

"No, I don't want to hear it. Go sleep in your brother's room and make it work." The strain of cooking for two days and hosting all of us shows in the lopsided way her hair is falling, one earring is missing. "Berkley likes your pink polka dot wall paper, what can I say?"

I huff but argue no more. I'm an adult, Jack is an adult....

"I am not sleeping on the floor!" I declare entering his room tossing the sleeping bag at him where he lounges on the bed. He deftly knocks the plush bundle away and laughs at me with a laugh that tells me he already knew this plan was coming.

Patting the empty space of the twin bed he lays on, he says, "Then it is going to be a cozy night because I sure as hell am not sleeping on the floor of my own room."

We always did fight like cats and dogs. But I'm an adult.... he's an adult.... right?

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