I don't remember much about what happened. I just remember a bright flash and the sounds of a bell ringing in the distance as fire shot around me. Look at myself, I just see the remains of a tattered suit on my frame and a broken screwdriver at my feet.

Something tells me I'm going to be screwed without that screwdriver.

DONG....DONG....DONG

The sound of the bell grows louder and sparks begin to fly from a console sitting in the center of the room. Before I can even contemplate what'a going on, I make haste to the computer and begin flipping switches with the hopes of not suddenly destroying the very fabric of time and space overtaking me. As the monitor begins to flicker and dim, I catch a quick glimpse of myself to see what has happened to me. Big brown eyes stare back and a well defined jaw just show nothing terrible has befallen me but the short head of dishevled hair leaves me in utter shock

"Thirteen times and I still can't be ginger!?"

The last sparks of the console snaps me back to reality and a familiar sound begins to overtake the panic inducing bell.

VWORP.....VWORP......VWORP...

"Did I forget to take the parking break off again?" I say as a sudden thud tells me the last of the danger ha subsided for now. Regaining some of my step, I make my way to the door to discover what exctiment awaits outside for this mad man and his blue bo...

"A bedroom?" I suddenly question the present situation. "You've never brought me to a bedroom suddenly before? Why would you bring me to a..."

"Excuse me!" A shocked feminine voice dashes my hopes to find an answer at my present situation "Who the devil are you and why are you in my room? What the 'ell is that box!?" She was a tall woman in her mid twenties. She stood before a partially opened door with steam coming out of it and nothing more than a towel covered her ample....

"Oh! Dreadfully sorry!" I say as I shy away from her gaze "You see my box brought me here and I'm still trying to come to grips with a recent change in my life...and you are not dressed this is terribly..."

"Exciting?" Her lips perched into a smile and incould see her looking me over out of the corner of my eye. "It's not often I'm treated by a tall stranger like this. What is this box?"

The shock of the situation just seemed to give into a strange....curiousity. Forgetting how she was, she quickly dropped the towel and made her way forward to explore. Most guys would be all for this but, unfortunately, I'm not like most guys.

"It's a ship." I stutter as I try to not look her over. "It's my ship. It's called the TAR..."

"Can I go inside it?" She giggled "Is it bigger on the inside?"

"If you'd do me a favour and put some clothes on," I interrupted "I'd be happy to show you"

As her smile began to beam, I knew I had found a companion for the ride. As she ran to her dressing table and dug through her clothes, I could only muster two words

"Allons-Y!"