Hi everyone! As I'm sure you can tell, it's my cakeday, which marks my second year of being here under this name. During that time I've made amazing friends and written many sexy things with many sexy people. So today in order to celebrate I thought that instead of writing one big celebratory prompt I'd write a bunch of small ones, a collection of favorite ideas from the time I've been here. A few of these ideas have full sized prompts dedicated to them. Regardless of my history with these ideas, all of them are open for writing and discussion. So I hope that as you read them you'll shoot me a message if one of them jumps out at you.

The Date: I'm the luckiest guy alive. It's a wonderful day, I've got a big basket of food under my arm, and I'm on my way to share it with a very pretty lady. And the best part of it all is that she somehow sounded more excited about this date then I did! Seriously, it's perfect. The food is just right, lots of things we both love. The spot in the park is perfect, away from people where we can relax in the shade of the big oak tree and get to know each other. Even the weather is perfect, with not a cloud in the sky and not even the slightest chance of rain. I reach your door and knock after taking a moment to gather myself, a nervous but silly smile on my face.

"Hey, you ready to go? I can't wait, this is just going to be perfect."

The Ritual: I take a deep breath, trying to calm my nerves. It's a big honor to be chosen. That's what everyone kept telling me and what every family member had to say from the very day I was picked. I'm sure my partner heard the same thing, whoever she is. Being part of the ritual and pleasing the gods was the surefire way to success, if the last couple of ritual participants were any indication. They all ended up as high ranking government officials or successful business figures. All because they put on a good show and pleased the gods, bringing property and fertility to our land.

And now it was my turn to honor the gods and our ancestors, to put on a show so great it made the heavens gasp. I enter the room, the ritual chamber, my home for the next day. I bite my lip as I see you standing there, wearing the ritual clothes that hug your figure in such an incredible way. The chamber is raised up and set back from the crowd, so that everyone can see us, from the gods to the peasants. It is time for our show to begin, and as we take our steps towards each other all nervousness and fear fades away, replaced by excitement and a feeling of pride for what we are about to do now.

The Marriage: I can't believe they would do this. Sure, I mean I know that all my friends are getting married, and that I'm not getting any younger, but this is just insane. An arranged marriage? I know that they are part of our history, that grandpa and grandma met that way, but come on, that kind of stuff just doesn't work now! What do they think is going to happen? That I'm going to get shoved into this wonderful house, more of a mansion really, with a beautiful woman and that we will just fall in love? Just like that? That maybe one of us will get bored of sleeping on the couch and decide that things would just be better if slept together? Yeah, cause that totally leads to love. Ridiculous.

Think of all the ways it could go wrong! She could be ugly, or mean, or maybe she just doesn't like Chinese food. I'm not sure which one would be worse honestly. This just has waste of time written all over it. But my parent's minds can't be changed, so I guess I'll have to go though with it and give them a big "told you so" once this is all done.

I'm resigned to my fate, a week of misery with a stranger in a strange house, as I walk in and await your arrival. A few moments later the door swings open and you enter, before the door shuts behind you and is bolted shut. My eyes meet yours and suddenly I find that I can't complain about a thing. A beautiful woman stands in front of me, and we are stuck here together. It pains me to say it, but maybe there's something to this deal after all.

The Vacation: This was it. I had finally made it big, or at least landed a job where I could afford to go on the kind of vacation where I could pretend that I had made it big. A full week at the kind of resort where they don't just put up with you, but do their best to make sure you have an amazing time. I step out of the rental car and into the lobby and already I can tell that I'm going to love it here. A woman walks by in the classiest bikini ever, giving me a shy smile as I head to the check-in desk staffed by a cute redhead who I think would look right at home out back besides the pool. It feels like nothing can damper my mood, until I hear what she has to say.

"I'm sorry sir, but there's been some mistake. A computer mix up, and because of that your room has been double booked. But to make up for this mistake we've refunded your money, so you and her can stay in your room free of charge!"

I take a few moments to process this before responding, really not wanting to yell at the cute girl across the counter. They double booked me? I planned this vacation months ago! Despite how annoyed I am at all of this, there is really nothing that can be done, so I can only talk under my breath about how I'm going to give this place a bad review online as I make my way up to my room. I quickly knock and there's no answer, even though the front desk said my new roommate was already up here. My keycard unlocks the door, and I step into this incredible room, yelling out to let you know that I'm not exactly housecleaning.

"Hey, so I'm sure you heard the hotel double booked us. I hope you're okay with that, maybe we can work out a plan or something..."

The Campfire: I have to admit, I've never been a big fan of camping. The great outdoors were never really my thing, too much dirt and too many wild animals and bugs for me to get truly comfortable. Still it seemed like every year I kept hearing from my friends about how much fun camping was now that we were all adults. You could get drunk around the campfire, and some even giggled about under their breath about how great it was to fuck in tents. Fucking is always great though, but I had a feeling that they were probably right.

So I set out to see if I could prove them right, or maybe wrong, with a quick camping weekend. The woods seemed like a weird place to take a date or find one, but my friends swore that the local camping site was just full of cute girls just waiting to hope in my tent. I knew that was too good to be true, but just maybe I would make a friend. At least I'd get to toast some marshmallows, they make everything better.

As it turns out I should have done a bit more research before setting out on this camping adventure, as I have no idea where to set up my tent. I wander around aimlessly for a bit before spying a tent with someone in it, hoping that after they finish laughing at me they will be able to give me a little advice on what to do.

"Hey! Um, sorry to bother you, but I need a little help. I feel bad to admit this, but I've never really done this camping thing before, and since your campsite looked so nice I thought maybe you could give me a few pointers?"

Well there they are, five ideas in five different settings. All of them are simple and straightforward, but with plenty of room for us to get to know each other under some interesting circumstances. If any of my mini-prompts caught your eye, shoot me a message! Introduce yourself, let me know what you liked about your favorite idea. Hopefully together we can write something fun and sexy. :)