Welcome to my humble shop! What you see here is the accumulated odds and ends of a career spanning the globe. You will not find unique pieces like mine anywhere else in this city, I promise you that.

What? The items here don't satisfy? Oh, so you want to see my back room. That pesky Abernathy sure cannot keep his mouth shut! The back room is where I keep my real passion. Here you will find items to aid in relieving your...baser desires.

This ornate chair was collected in Japan. As you can see it looks almost like a vase with a seat on top. Inside the vase is a tentacled creature that seems only interested in the pleasure of whoever seats themselves on its home.

Ah! This splendid collar was procured in Thailand. You simply put it on someone and say the words "S̄ạtw̒ leī̂yng" and that person becomes utterly obedient to you. I would not advise using the collar on yourself.

This incense burner from India is also quite the wondrous item. You set it at your bedside table at night, burn any incense and think of what you want to dream. Your dreams that night will as lucid as reality.

Maybe you fancy becoming like a man at a whim? A fine lady such as yourself may have wondered what it is like at some point. If you wear this harness here, the prosthetic penis attached will become a fully functional set of male genitalia for you as long as you keep the harness on.

Feel free to poke around, and let me know if you have any particular cravings you have to satisfy. My prices are affordable, and Colonel Cuthbert has something for everyone!

This is an idea I've had for a little while. It is my birthday today, and no birthday prompts were grabbing me so I thought I'd go for something a little outta left field.

When I thought this up, I had the idea of it being a 19th century lovecraftian curiosity shop, but it could easily take place in modern day.

Here's the premise. You send me your major kinks, and I will come up with an item that Colonel Cuthbert may have tucked away to satisfy one or many of those kinks.

We can then play out the aftermath of using the item or items you decide to purchase.

My only limit for this RP is scat. Everything else is on the table, no matter how depraved. You want to die, and then come back to life to die again? Sure. You want to transform into a bimbo of epic and unrealistic proportions? Have at it.

I'm also open to doing all of this in roleplay voice if you want to play out your visit to the shop. Maybe you ask to "test drive" something before you buy it.

Hope you brought your wallet!