'Promise me you won't do anything idiotic'

That was the words she said to me

Well Freia was my best friend - We knew everything about eachother

And I know she meant it well

It was her wedding after all, so of course I agreed to not do anything idiotic

But what about boring and stale?

She didn't tell me to specificly be that.

"So my son just said his first words yesterday! it was..............."

Yawn

First church, now this...

All our pregnant and not-so-pregnant-anymore friends - talking about their children.

"Oh how wonderful!" I replied in an eager voice to sound like I was listening

Her husband was so good for her, and cute.

She really nailed it.

And I was known as the wild one who always caught the guys

But this was different - they were made for eachother

And I wasn't made for sitting around listening to this.

"Excuse me ladies" I said but they didn't hear it - baby stories galore

I pushed my chair out and went up to the bar and got myself a glass of wine for now

And then there you were - Sitting at a table with what I assume some of your friends

You were laughing after all

I had no idea who you were, I haven't paid enough attention to who was who.

But my good you looked hot! And like a lot of fun.

'Don't do anything idiotic' echoed in my head

"But what about drastic and bold!" I said to myself

'Excuse me?' The bartender was standing right next to me with a confused stare

I looked at him

"Ehm.. Nothing" I replied and took my glass and went to the bathroom

I locked the door behind me and lift up my long dark-blue dress and took off my red panties

I neatly folded them and hid them in my hand as I went back to the reception again

I just had to catch you alone - and hope that you weren't a total bore, but one thing at a time.

And not before long I had my chance, your friends went outside to smoke and you stayed behind and texted it seemed

I walked to you and leaned down over you

I startled you, but placed my hand on your shoulder so I could lean close to your ear

"I am so bored and I want to play, so I dare you to steal my underwear"

I gently placed my panties in your hand as you just sat there

"Oh.. Would you look at that, well, your turn then" I said giving you a confident smile and walked back to the bar