Jabba the Hutt. The most notorious gangster in the Outer Rim and one of the most vile creatures in the galaxy. A crime lord whose repertoire includes spice smuggling, arms dealing, piracy, gambling, and the slave trade. Those who cross him are fed to his pet rancor. Or, if Jabba really wants to put on a show, they are taken to the Great Pit of Carkoon and dropped into the gaping maw of the Sarlaac.

His power is evident from his palatial home on Tatooine, his sail barges, his associates (after all, who else has the Fett as their personal bounty hunter?), and his harem. Now keep in mind this is not a harem in the traditional sense. Hutts reproduce asexually and even if he were able to... well let's not form that mental image. Let's just say that it would lower his status among the Hutt clans if he were to associate so closely with his slave girls.

But Jabba is a pervert. He likes to watch.

Which is where I come in. I am Bib Fortuna, majordomo to the Illustrious Jabba Desilijic Tiure, overseer of his palace on Tatooine... and his sexual stand-in with his harem. I purchase them, provide their revealing costumes, and train them as dancers. And when Jabba is in the mood for a particular kind of show, I perform whatever sexual acts he desires with one of his girls.

Luckily, as the one who purchases the girls, I am able to make sure they match my tastes. In fact, a new girl arrived today.

Happy Star Wars Day! Thanks for reading!

If you choose to respond to this I see it taking place before the events of Return of the Jedi (so no slave Leia - let's keep some things sacred).

Kinks: Revealing outfits, lekku, exhibitionism.

Limits: Yarna D'al Gargan (the six-breasted dancer). Special Edition Max Rebo Band, being fed to the Rancor.

EDIT: Of course I messed up the title by forgetting to tag it. So.... [Star Wars]. Grumble grumble...

EDIT 2: Can you tell I'm out of practice? Gender tag... well let's say technically M4F. But if I'm being cutesy, T(wi'lek)4?