There's prompts of women wanting degradation just for being femme,
and men in cocktail dresses on their hands and knees, envying them.

There's prompts for daddies, sissies, little sisters, sluts and bimbos too,
and people who love butt stuff more than I think I could ever do.

There's people begging to be tied up, used, abused and left to stew
and those who want to chat about just when and where and who you blew.

There's prompts for pegging,
prompts for leggings, prompts for those who want to die.
Prompts for singles,
prompts for twinks and
prompts for filling cream in pies.

There's prompts for dommes,
and prompts pour hommes
and prompts for really nasty shit,
and if you go to reddit
you can sign up and be part of it.

There's prompts from UtterStillness
(which are really hard to answer to)
and prompts from other people
who would really like to hear from you.

I love you, DPP, although you often go and break my heart;
there's no one quite like you to make me feel the opposite of smart.

But nonetheless, to all you perverts teeming with carnal delight,
I raise my glass to you and bid good day, good morning and good night.