Minor spoiler for the Deadpool movie. Super minor if you've read up on anything about the movie at all but avert thine eyes if you wish to go in completely and totally blind.

Okay.

I'm gonna do something a little different from my norm.

So, last night I saw the Deadpool movie, as I get a ladyboner for any character that breaks the fourth wall so of course I greatly enjoy the Regenerating Degenerate. Now, during the course of the movie, before Deadpool is Deadpool, there's a pegging scene between Wade Wilson and Vanessa Carlysle. It's part of a sex montage and it's not explicit but it is definitely pegging.

And I can't get that out of my head.

And I want that.

Thing is, I don't want vanilla Wade Wilson. I want to peg Deadpool. Suit and everything.

Or not me, Vanessa would be fine too. Or some other random woman I make up for this. I literally don't care about whatever female-type person I'm playing I just want to peg Deadpool.

So here's how this will work. If you think you can write the Merc with a Mouth, then send me a message that introduces you. Tell me about yourself, what you're into, your limits and desires.

Then have Deadpool introduce himself.

While I normally don't do this, since I am asking for essentially a minimum of two paragraphs just to say hello, if I don't pick you, then I'll send a quick "thanks but no thanks" response. I will probably pick just one person for this and it's going to be a very short scene, not a full RP. I can't stress enough that all I want is to plow Deadpool's ass with a dildo. That's it. That is all.

Kinks: Pegging Deadpool hard enough that even he walks funny for a week.

Limits: People not following my instructions, anything that isn't doing Deadpool up the butt with a strapon.

Thanks everyone!

Edit 3: Sadly, I didn't really find anyone for this but I'm less interested now. You can send a message if you're super into it though!