A mechanical monkey sits outside a tall iron gate. It cranks a music box, playing a disjointed and high-pitched tune. The metal of the gate is twisted, one side spelling ‘DPP’ and the other ‘Zoo.’ The monkey begins to turn the handle on its music box faster, rocking from side to side. The pace picks up until the melody is frenetic, and just as it reaches an impossible speed and pitch--

--A white tentacle darts out from beyond the shadows of the fence to toss it to the side and send it careening across the concrete.

So sorry about that! Don't mind the weird little mechanical things, they escaped the toy shop earlier. They don't bite. Mostly.

Welcome to the Dirty Pen Pals Zoo! We have all sorts of [Creatures] here to delight your senses and… tickle your fancy, as it were. From unicorns to zombies, vampires, fairies, mummies, and even those of a more... tentacled persuasion.

Ahem.

If something more beastly appeals to you, within our cages and confines you'll find whatever your perverted little heart desires. We have just a few rules, standard ones as always, plus one more.

Don't feed anything.

Seriously. Do not feed the animals.

You never know how they might react.

Click here to see all of the [Creatures] posts this week!

Q&A

How does this work?

Make a post with a theme involving fantasy creatures that you think of on Wednesday, October 21, and tag it with [Creatures]!

What kind of posts can we make?

Anything! This is just a suggestion to help get people’s creative juices flowing!

Can my partner and I [Share] our story?

Please do! If you're both fine with it, please post it and tag it with [Share][Creatures]!

I have an idea for a future theme day! Can I share it?

We're always looking for good ideas, so feel free to leave a comment below. Keep in mind that we try to make these things about a setting or general idea rather than making them specific for a certain kink/fetish.

I have thoughts on this theme day! Where can I share them?

Please share them here on this thread, or message /u/octothorpesexy!