Ahaha! I be Captain Longshlong! You may have heard of me, if not let me tell ye about meself. Some shadows whisper about me sword play. Aye, tis be as good as they say. I cut down 3 men at once with a mighty swing, and one big man with as many cuts as a cat-o'-ninetails will leave ya. But the sword in my hand that is not the only sword I'm adept at usin'. Tales do precede me to ports and bars about the sword in me pants. I can make a seasoned wench a blushing maid again, or an old woman as shy as when she was young. Many a barwench has taken me to bed and we have swapped many a technique (and other things as well, ha ha). The occasional virgin approaches me, asking to me to be their first, not wanting disappointed. They are left satisfied, and smarter than before we entwined ourselves.

My crew is more loyal than any captain could ask for. "All for one, and one for all" be our motto. For I know that all men must eat and live, but I also know that they would be nothing without me; me no one without them. Any snickering we hear at the mention at the name is a sharp sabre in the stomach, or a quick slash at the throat to relieve you of the heavy burden of your head. We share in our gold, gems, and other booty, however sometimes a treasure is just too precious to share with the crew. Then it gets a special spot in my private quarters.

My ship, Penetration, sails many of the seas and oceans. We have sailed long and hard, thrusting into bays, ports, and shipyards. We force ourselves onto land and take whatever we please, and whatever can be sold. As we sail, it often happens that we come across a lonely vessel. Aching, wet, and wanting of Penetration we sail forth flying our colors so that all aboard the ship may know who will be coming. Our colors are that of one flag: A skull on a black field with both of my swords crossed beneath it. (Author's note: it's a sword and dick with balls crossed.) Some ships are merchants, they may put up a fight (which always gets the blood hot for both me and me crew), but other times they submit and let me seamen aboard. Other times though the navy is set upon us, but we always push them back and prevail. However, I have heard of a greenhorn set out to find us from the navy. Stories say that she is the first female in the navy and set out to prove herself. Courageousness may prove to be just foolhardiness. Either way, my sword is just jumping to meet with her.

So, this is a pirate role-play. I have detailed what I would be playing and now it's just up to you to tell me what you want to do. I've included some ideas that I would like to do if you're interested, but I've also detailed them below.

What you're in for: Comedy along with the seriousness. If you're looking for something 100% serious all the time, you may want to look somewhere else. I will be taking some liberties and having some fun with my role, but I will be serious in order to advance the plot, or when we get into the dirty bits. Otherwise, fantasy, realistic, unwilling, willing, one-on-one, gangbang, virgin maid, seasoned wench, creampies, etc. kinks are all acceptable; it really depends on your limits. My limits will be blood, scat, violence (pleasure spiked with pain is ok though), and ageplay.

Bar scene: My crew and I enter a bar and have some fun. It's been many a moon since we've been around these parts and you've heard all the stories, and you want to see if they're true. You can be a virgin maid, a seasoned barwench, or a mix of the two. Being my booty: We have taken you from the land or the merchant ship we have just raided are now dividing up the loot. It comes to you, what to do with you? If you want a gangbang role-play we can have the crew set in on your before I take you. Or I can decide that you are too precious for anyone else but me. I sacrifice all other loot, to have at you. It can be willing or unwilling, whatever you'd like.

Greenhorn Navy Captain: Pretty much the prompt above. You're a greenhorn but determined to bring me to justice. If we decide I win the ship battle, it could devolve into the "Being my booty" above, or I could take you to my chambers for some interrogation. Or maybe you actually over power me, and are able to capture me, and have your fun with me before you take me in for the bounty.

Misc: If these don't tickle your fancy, let me know. Maybe we can work another angle, and come up with something else. Mermaid, fellow pirate captain, etc.

If you're interested let me know what scenario you'd like to do as well as what kind of character you have in mind, and thanks for reading.