Status: Closed.

Note: Hopefully you’re familiar with the movie “Yes, Man” because this picks up at the end of it, more or less.

‘Thankfully it’s a balmy night’, that is one thought that runs through my mind as I find myself handing over my sundress, shoes and underwear to a nice looking man and his girlfriend. They are collecting clothes for the homeless, and as I look around, I can’t help but smile at their ingenuity; they have almost filled an entire moving truck with clothes. As the man takes my shoes, the girl turns to you, walking up behind me, and smiles.

“Would you like to donate your clothes to help the homeless?” She asks you, and I find myself wondering how committed you are to the creed that I’ve recently found myself living by. I shift a little uncomfortably at my sudden nudity, and pull my hair around my shoulders to cover my breasts, feeling a blanket of protection settle over me as my long dark locks hit mid-waist.

Glancing back I watch you start to loosen your tie, your eyes meeting mine and I look away before the inevitable glancing down happens. I half smile before turning toward the conference building in front of me. The cement steps beneath my feet are cool and make me shiver despite the warm night’s air, and I am thankful for the covering of hair down my front and back.

Inside, the auditorium is filled with people from all walks of life, there is one thing that unites us. We are all as naked as the day we were born. I feel myself getting more excited with the possibilities that abound. The premise of the “Yes is the new No” convention is basic – stop saying ‘No’ to life. When presented with an opportunity, whatever it is, say ‘Yes’ and see where it takes you.

While trying not to look at the abundance of body parts around me, I turn my attention to the aisle leading in from outside. I spot you again, this time without your clothes and my breath catches as our eyes meet. I think I detect a smile but the lights dim in that moment, so I’m not sure. You take a seat a few rows back from me and I turn back to the front of the room as music starts playing over the speakers.

“Say it a million times…” Terrence, our ‘Just say Yes’ guru, stepped out on the stage with his opening spiel and I laugh, waiting to see his face as he gets a better glimpse of the room. I’m not disappointed, as when he reaches the end of the stage his voice starts to trail.

“…And the word you will have said, two million times is…” He stopped, shocked, staring at the room full of naked people.

“YES!” We all yell back at him. Oh this is going to be a fun night.

Two hours later we are leaving the conference. I am following a chubby man and his bossy wife toward the door, head down, intent on getting outside to hail a cab and get home. I feel a hand grab my arm and spin, locking eyes with the person who grabbed me. What happens next?

With her permission, I am using the below template originally compiled by /u/Darlingitsbetter =) Thank you Darling! (Naturally I’ve added in the stuff that’s specific to me)

I'm looking for: Several things:

• Obviously, someone familiar with the movie ‘Yes, Man’ which this premise is modelled off.
• Fairly vanilla sex but we can discuss. I’m also happy to play around with light bondage, anal play, cum play, outdoors, exhibitionism/voyeurism, threesomes, and I really enjoy getting my hair played with/ pulled – if there’s something I haven’t listed here or next, feel free to ask. ;) Hard limits include: underage, scat, extreme pain, non-consensual, bestiality, degradation – you know, the more hard-core stuff.
• Someone who wants to have a little fun with this, not just take it straight to the sex. What sort of fun and enjoyable adventures can we get into as we flirt our way through getting to know each other?
• A little bit of class: it’s pretty obvious how down and dirty this prompt could get right off the bat, but how about you be a bit of a gentleman?

I’m open to discussion around length and response time etc., and would suggest each person's responses being about one or two decent-sized paragraphs each. I’m not going to lie, I sometimes get busy with other things both online and IRL so occasionally my reply may be slow. I will always communicate where I’m at with the RP if I need a few days for RL.

To start: If you want, we can chat a bit, work out details, and get to know each other first. I think a good first in-character move for you would be to get me dressed, not take advantage of my state of undress ;) Also, you can decide whether it’s you who grabbed my arm, or someone else did and you’re going to intervene in some way. Surprise me.

An ideal partner would: Be a talented guy who can help turn this introduction into something fun and sexy. Be someone who is interested in writing and will enjoy reading what we write together, even the parts that aren't purely sexual.

You should: Be friendly! Be detailed. Try to make your personality visible. You're a real, interesting person, not just a robot clattering away at a keyboard, so give yourself the introduction you deserve. And please try your best with spelling and grammar. Obviously this is a bit of a light hearted piece, so I'd love to meet someone who isn't afraid to have a little fun.

Importantly: While I’ve written erotica and regular fiction before, role playing is relatively new to me. So please be patient with me! I’m happy to take constructive criticism, just be nice about it.

More importantly: Don’t panic! If you want to take a little while to think about your reply, do so. I’m not going to just jump in blazing ‘first in first served’. I’d like a rapport with my partner. I’ll be checking back on responses. Even if we don’t connect on this prompt, there will be others; I’d like to meet and make some writing friends for the long-term, so don’t be disheartened if I have to say ‘thank you, but not this time.’ I will take the time to read each response I get and attempt to let you know whether I think it’ll work or not.

Finally One liner or completely off topic responses, including those in character but where the first question out of your mouth is “wanna have sex?” are going to be ignored. Sorry. You got this far, you should be able to understand what I’m looking for now. Thanks for reading.