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âOuch! Ugh⌠I donât think this is gonna work out. I heard youâre packing, but I didnât expect you to be SO FUCKING HUGEâ - Stacy, the college cheerleading team captain, exclaims, pulling her white lace panties back up - âSorry, babe, but I give upâ.
An endless Groundhog Day. Theyâre all excited in the beginning. Then theyâre concerned, but still willing to try. In the end, on a good day, I would get a handjob, but usually they would just run away leaving me alone with my enormous erection. A blessing in disguise is a huge amount of practice in oral sex and fingering, as I quickly understood that without warming a pussy up I would never be able to fit myself in. Turned out, foreplay wasnât enough either.
How could even so many women fall for such a cocky asshole like me? Just because of my rugged good looks? Sun-bronzed skin tanned perfectly from time spent outdoors instead of hunched over in front of a computer? Sculpted muscles toned to perfection in the campus gym? That oddly attractive smirk?..
âI met Stacy in the hall. Dude, again?..â - Stan, my roommate, storms into the room a few minutes later - âI donât know, man⌠I mean huge cocks are fetish and shit, but youâre a walking demonstration of it being more of a curse than a blessingâ. âFuck you, Stanâ - I grumble. His favorite joke was that I am still a virgin below my tip. I would retort saying that this tip met more pussy this week than Stan would see in his entire life. âBro, seriously, you need to change your approachâ - Stan continues - âHave you heard anything about BIGGR?â I raise my eyebrows. Stan exposes his teeth in a cheeky smile âI knew. Iâve done some research. ListenâŚâ
One week later
Dear Mr. Bradley,
Weâre delighted to inform that your application has been accepted. Your profile is already filled out in accordance with the application form and can be edited only upon userâs request. Your kinks are listed based on the results of psychological testing.
As an apology for the inconvenience caused by the additional proceedings, weâre offering you a free 12-month BIGGR subscription.
Please find your invitation link and a promo code below.
Joanna Clarke\ Senior Assessment Manager\ BIGGR LLC\ Dreaming big? Try BIGGR
Finally.
I lean back in my chair and sigh out loudly. The verification procedure was so meticulous that in the end I was seriously wondering if it was worth it. They required an evidence of every parameter listed in the the application form, and even asked to retake the photo or reshoot the video if they had any doubts. But what really pissed me off was their penis size verification procedure. For some reason if you claim youâre 10 inches or longer the video confirmation doesnât work: you have to provide medical evidence of the fact. Fortunately, things went much faster after that and by the end of the day I got this email from their senior assessment manager.
I click on the link and activate the promo code. My profile is already filled out so I decide to check everything before clicking âEnter BIGGRâ.
Profile\ [Verified user: all the parameters confirmed by BIGGR]
Name: Daniel Bradley\ Age: 20\ Sex: Male\ Race: Caucasian\ Looking for: Women, Couples\ Relationship status: Single\ Height: 6â8â\ Weight: 264\ Erect Length: 12.5â\ Erect Girth: 8.25â\ Overall score: Ultimate Stud [Top 0.2% on app]
Public pictures
The portrait shot shows a chiselled modelesque movie-star face with a broad attractive smile and prominent masculine features. Short salty-blond hair, intense steel-grey eyes. The other photos were taken full-length and the last one is shirtless showcasing my formidable ripped stature: head-sized biceps, matching pecs, washboard abs, vast back, even broader granite-hard shoulders. Multiple thick veins bulging all over my body. Palms so large it looks I can grab a basketball with just two fingers. However, the first thing that strikes is the prominent bulge which looks like I stuffed loaf of bread down my beefy thigh.
Private pictures\ [Request access from Daniel Bradley] or [Unlock with BIGGR ]
Even though the images are blurred, one close-up shot leaves practically nothing to imagination, revealing an angry, veiny BWC with a fist-sized mushroom tip. The formidable phallus is actually longer and thicker than a Pringles can, kindly laid on a table next to my organ as a reference. The entire surface is rutted with a series of blood-pulsing veins, the thickest one meandered like a long river the entire length from the smooth pubis to just beneath the giant head.
Preferences
Age: 18-45\ Relationship status: Taken, Engaged, Married\ Height: 5â5â and below\ Breast Size: DD \ Hip-to-waist ratio: x1.6 and bigger
Kinks
Self: #BWC #Dom #Bull #BigDickEnergy #beefy #cocky #arrogant #confident #assertive #rough #agressive #DirtyTalk #NameCalling #HairPulling #spanking #choking #facefucking #hyperspermia #creampie #facial #MultipleCumshots
Partner: #SlimThick #curvy #busty #petite #SizeDifference #bimbo #MILF #teen #SizeQueen #hotwife #cuckold #sub #switch #heels #SexyLingerie #SexyOutfit #CockWorship #DirtyTalk #deepthroat #MultipleOrgasms #squirting #anal #rimming
About me
Only serious inquiries. STD screening results on request.
If youâre interested in playing this out with me, please PM me to introduce your character, your kinks/limits and any ideas you have for the story. Ideally Iâm looking to explore that thrill of online dating where we donât know each other, so we get the initial information from our profiles and discuss all the rest in character, the same way weâd do it on an actual app. Or you can submit an OOC message if you want to discuss the plot, the app features or characters before we start. Both options work for me.
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