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[M4F] Help Wanted: Committed Live-In Companion
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NuclearDumb is a male looking for a female
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To put it lightly the job search had not been going well at all. You've filled it hundred of applications and been to a couple dozen interviews. None led to a paying job. The best you've gotten was an offer for an unpaid internship that would "juice up your resume. " So it's another month of paying what bills you can and hoping you don't have to turn to a life of crime.

For the past couple weeks you've seen the same posting in all of your searches, no matter the query. The title is always the same, "Help Wanted: Committed Live-In Companion." You always assumed it was for a nurse is some kind? Maybe it was one of those ads that would lead to a community college website? It had just sorta became a part of your normal job search sites. That was until one night you were pretty toasty and you decided to clock the link.

The site seemed to glitch for a moment. But then it was just like any other job posting. Where it differed was the content. It was not a long post and it was oddly worded and formatted. It read:

"Dear Hopeful Applicant,

We are seeking a long term companion for a large household. You must have a strong drive and work ethic. You must also be trustworthy and respectful. Submit your information below for further details."

It really made no sense. But what the hell... you got nothing else going...

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Profile updated: 3 days ago
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a male
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a female
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3 days ago