I`m Jon, 40 years old. The long and short is I`m looking to fool around on the internet. I've got a cheating scene on my mind tonight.

New Year's Eve and your husband (Or boyfriend if you'd prefer) has done something to piss you off. That could be up to you, though we can just say he made an ass of himself at a party. Livid, you leave the party and decide to find a bar to ring in the New Year as annoyed as you've ever been.

At least the party was downtown, so you don't have to look too hard to find something. Popping in to a few, some of them packed, others with a bad atmosphere; you finally settled on an only moderately busy hotel bar. You're not there very long before a handsome looking older man takes a seat next to you at the bar. He offers to buy you a drink and you think "why the hell not?"

A drink turns into two or three and you find yourself thinking this guy might not be a bad midnight kiss. Your other half has been blowing up your phone, but you're busy right now, following the stranger to the elevator bank on the way to his room.

Some kinks: Rough (Spanking, hair pulling, choking), dirty talk, facials/cumshots, overtly slutty women), CMNF, CFNM, public risk. I fall somewhere in the Venn diagram of soft, Daddy, and pleasure dom.

Hard limits: pee/scat, incest, blood

I tend to prefer to chat for at least a few minutes first to get a feel for each other.

I also prefer chat to PM (I tend to be relatively short in my responses by some standards here, sometimes as few as one sentence, almost never more than three or four), though I also will happily PM with a potential partner if the match is right.

And for those of us who love options:

You're on a group camping trip with your s/o and you're getting annoyed at how little attention he's been paying you. You decide to go take a walk. A few sites down, you spot a handsome man you'd seen a few times sitting at his campfire and decide to say hello.

You`re my daughter`s college roommate and staying with us for a few weeks during break. You've been making the most of the college experience and have taken a special liking to older men. One evening, with my wife and daughter both out of the house, you start to think about how badly you've wanted to try an older man and decide to go see what I'm up to.

You`ve just had a fight with your husband and are doing what you always do afterward: swiping through your secret Tinder account for validation. You never respond to any messages, it`s just to feel good. Until you swipe on a good looking older man before realizing he`s the guy who just moved in next door.

You're working the graveyard shift by yourself at a small diner just off the highway in the middle of nowhere. You don't see a lot of customers this late. I'm driving a few states over and getting tired, so I decide to stop when I notice your diner.

As you can probably guess by now, I don't tend toward the shy type. I appreciate a woman who's not afraid to play flirty or even overtly slutty.

If you're interested, give me a hello!