Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

1
[M4F] How would I describe myself? Witty, charming, empathetic, gentle....oh, and deeply infatuated with your asshole.
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Author Summary
Squigboopin is a male looking for a female
Post Body

Hey there DPP, little bit of a biology lesson up top!

Did you know that humans have two types of sweat glands on our body? There are merocrine, and apocrine sweat glands. Merocrine sweat glands are the ones I think we're all more familiar with - watery, salty sweat that generally gets produced to relieve us from overheating. But the apocrine sweat glands? Those are more special. See, while humans might not be sophisticated enough to normally smell pheromones or detect them in a reliable manner, our biology still has vestigial capabilities - much like ancestor organs/behavior we continue to this day. Apocrine sweat glands produce a more milky, biologically-heavy sweat and tends to be concentrated in areas like the armpits, the groin, secondary sex characteristics...it's the reason that, at least in my brain, you can't help but find yourself enjoying the smell of your partner after a long day. There's something primal about it, to memorize the smell of them without all the societal filters placed on top of it.

I think that little intro does a good job of explaining part of what I find sexually arousing - intentionality, analyzing and thinking about why things are that way, even if on their face they seem irrational. Sure, maybe there are people out there where it's "just not that deep," when they want something or find something hot, but me? I am not that. I search for meaning, I strive to make sense of senselessness even when it feels maybe a titch futile. And I can't be the only one out here like that, right?

So, I'm seeking a bit of a kindred spirit this evening! Perhaps our kinks aren't a 100% match, because I'll be honest I'm pretty fucking out there. I'm not sure if I'll be the weirdest guy you've ever spent time talking with, but I doubt many of them would talk about how they want you (yes, you dear reader) to grind your sweaty, ripe ass along their face while they bathe in the experience that is your body's most intimate areas. That takes a level of vulnerability (on both sides!) that I feel rarely gets explored in the prompts I see on here coming from girls. But who knows, maybe that is just because I am writing about a very masculine/male fantasy that is driven purely by my own experiences and dysfunctions. I won't know until I get to hear from some of you and find out what you think though, now will I?

I solemnly swear that I will do my best to, at the bare minimum, provide you with a wholly intriguing and genuine conversation. My dms and chat are open, I am ready to relax for the evening and let whatever happen, happen. I look forward to (hopefully) hearing from some of you, but even if I don't I want all of us on DPP and Reddit abroad to find whatever it is that we're looking for! Thanks for reading, have a great night.

Author
Account Strength
40%
Account Age
6 months
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
19
Link Karma
19
Comment Karma
n/a
Profile updated: 3 days ago
Posts updated: 2 days ago

Subreddit

Post Details

They Are
a male
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
4 days ago