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So, you thought moving in with a girl would mean peace, quiet, and maybe a little extra cleaning? well, guess again. i’m not your typical roommate.
here’s the thing: i game. a lot. i’m talking late nights spent yelling into my headset, smashing my keyboard, and dominating every match while you’re trying to sleep. i know it’s not ideal, but hey, that’s life with me. and if you’ve managed to tune out the gaming, then you’ve definitely noticed my other… hobby.
maybe you’ve heard it: those soft moans, the hum of a toy, or the slick sound of my fingers moving between my thighs late at night. yeah, i know you’ve been listening, pretending you’re not, but i’ve caught those little pauses outside my door.
you’ve been dealing with it for a while, haven’t you? trying to figure out how to bring it up, knowing i’m probably just gonna laugh it off or tease you mercilessly. but what if i didn’t? what if, instead of just listening, you got involved?
maybe the next time you hear me gooning, you come in and offer to “help” me focus. or maybe you decide to confront me, and i shut you up by pulling you under my desk and telling you to put that mouth to better use.
this is your chance to see where it could go. let’s explore this dynamic and create something unforgettable together. ideas welcome, let’s make it messy, fun, and totally unique. dm me if this caught your attention!
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