Or, if not entirely true, at least make them well written and dirty enough that it makes it ok.

Hi. Want to trade dirty stories and have fun turning each other on? I'll start, because fair is fair. This one just popped in my mind earlier, and I'm now hoping to hear stories from from others that stick with you due to the sheer hotness involved.

Years ago, got off work on a Friday evening, came home to my (still kinda new) live-in girlfriend. I loved starting the weekend off with a shower, so I said hello to her and pretty much headed right in to get started.

A moment later, once the water was perfect, she knocked and came into the bathroom, saying "brought you something". I open the curtain to see her handing me a pipe freshly packed with weed and a lighter. I was touched, so I thanked her and started to take a hit. The second her hands were empty, she dropped to her knees and took my dick into her mouth. It was so hot that I got very hard in her mouth quickly, and she was moaning and sucking me really hard and deep. She suddenly stopped, told me to enjoy my shower and that she'll see me soon.

I was so excited to get finished and dry off. I met her in the living room, where she quickly climbed on me and took her robe off. She was totally naked, and I was fully inside her soaked pussy in seconds.

She then surprised me by sitting straight up and saying "I'm going to put it in my ass". We had had anal sex a few times, but she was trying to find her comfort level with it...I'll find out later that night that she was playing with her own ass for about 2 hours before I got home that night...getting herself psyched up to just enjoy it.

Anyway, I laid back and watched her face as she slowly held my dick against her asshole and allowed herself to take me into her. She worked really slowly at getting me fully inside her until she suddenly took the last few inches of me all at once, breathlessly said "I'm cuming" and then started grinding her ass down against me hard. I came deep in her ass right as she was finishing her own orgasm, and it made her cum again and almost lose her breath entirely for a moment.

Mm, your turn :)