In the next ten questions, I want you to be as unreservedly honest as you can be. I have my own answers to this quiz, and it might be fun to see how many we align on!

If you like my questions, or like your answers, and just want to chat about them, I'm more than happy to do that! If you'd prefer to just answer and leave conversation at a minimum that's great, too. Without further ado...

1. (True or false) Girls compare the men (size, stamina, technique, strength) they’ve been with sexually.
2. (Fill in the blank) The worst thing about being horny is __________.
3. (Fill in the blank) The best thing about being horny is __________.
4. (True or false) A man who wears grey sweatpants in public should show a noticeable bulge.
5. (True or false) If all you're wearing are socks, you're naked.
6. (Fill in the blank) "I think my O-face looks really __________."
7. (True or false) It’s weird for guys to sit while they pee.
8. (Fill in the blank) "The worst sex I've ever had was with my __________."
9. (True or false) "Shower sex is fucking impossible."
10. (Fill in the blank) "I give better oral sex than __________ % of the general population."

Now, if you'd like, please send me a chat! In your intro, you can either answer the questions outright, or you can tell me to "fuck off, dude" and I'll copy-pasta the questions into the chat for easy reading. Also in your intro message, please tell me your gender and age (18 only!)

Based off your answers, I’ll do my best to guess your bra size (and girl-dick size, if applicable!). You can tell me if I’m right or wrong😊