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Seriously, how dare she get to me before you did. How dare she snatch me out of your arms and lure me into a years-long relationship. Most of all, how dare she cast me aside when she was done having her fun, especially when you're still carrying a candle for me after all this time.
None of this is necessarily true, of course. Maybe she actually got to me first. Maybe I just found her more attractive than you. But it's a few years later, now - and now, it's your turn.
And, given that I'm heartbroken and yearning for revenge myself, maybe I'll be a little more open to your advances this time.
Maybe I've actually been fantasizing about you this entire time - guiltily, at first, leery of betraying my One True Love TM - but with increasing frequency as my actual relationship fell apart.
Maybe you're about to find out just what kind of fantasies I've been having. And maybe you've been having some of your own, and we're about to have a wildly revealing conversation about just how depraved we both are.
But you're still betraying her. Your best friend. Your closest confidante. Someone who should be able to rely on you. Maybe her heart's actually breaking from this whole mess.
You're still going to get that dick, though.
Aren't you?
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