"Or, why it should be socially acceptable to respond to a skimpy witch-bitch going 'Trick-or-Treat' by shoving a dog cock down her throat." (Talk about a title limit!)

It was a good costume idea! Everyone loves the 'sexy witch' thing, and it's not that hard to do: I spent more time getting my manicure done in black than I did having to look for the oversized pointy hat, after all. A short black cocktail dress, extra lace stockings, some clacky-sounding pumps... it's taken way too much self-control to also just not pepper every pumpkin I've seen with thick, dark kissmarks! I love this black lipstick, I've gotta keep it up after the season's over.

We've got plans tonight, you-and-me, and you're going to be playing the part of my little witchly familiar. You know what a familiar is, right? It's a... a pet, I guess, who's brainy-enough to complete some basic witchy tasks. I think. Like, carrying the spellbook around, providing an appreciative ear to my many complaints, looking adorable... You might even get changed back at the end of the night! Aha.

That is, assuming I get through this party. This costume originally had some panties included, didn't have a massive slash down the front to let cold air and peeking eyes in, and that black lipstick is instead being smeared around the disrespectfully thick length of my plus-one. I'm gonna be pretty upset if these stockings get ruined too, you horn-dog...

Hi Reddit. I decided I wanted to figure out something to do for Halloween that wasn't watching a DVD copy of Hocus Pocus and snacking on bite-size treats.

Kinks I'm interested in: inappropriate exhibitionism and sex in public. Bestial components to my partners. Not being able to get off.
I'm not interested in: hyper, a ton of raceplay, working with just plain ol' regular characters, breeding talk.

Shoot me a DM, not a chat. Thank you.