[If I’ve written this before with you and vanished I apologise, had a fun little mental breakdown and deleted everything 😂]

Hey there, I haven’t done this before. So my name is James and I am in need of a favour. I need a date for my brother’s wedding. It’s in a week and a half and I need somebody who is a woman and not an axe murderer, those are my main things I’m looking for. I can confirm in return I am also not an axe murderer.

I need you to be a girlfriend in public, I had a girlfriend up until a few weeks ago, ticked that I needed a plus one, then I caught her cheating and we broke up so… here I am! I will pay for a dress and another outfit for the wedding, I’m good for the money, and it’s over a couple of days so we will be sharing a room. Don’t worry though, the bed is yours and I will sleep on a couch or in the bath or something, whatever is possible!

I know this is an incredibly strange and dodgy looking request but I’ve run out of options and seriously need some help!

Please message me on this app if you want to hear more. We’ll organise a meeting in a public place like a coffee shop and discuss details!

I type send and sigh to myself. So it’s really come to this. God how did I get into this mess?

Hello DPP! So as you can see I am looking for a cute romance where two people pretend to be in love and then proceed to fall in love! I’m not looking for somebody who will dive right in, I want to chat for a bit first, and figure out how we want to do this! I’ve gone with one route here which is just an initial idea, if you’d rather us be colleagues or somebody I meet at an airport or even somebody who maybe I know because we frequent the same coffee shop! We have options and I want to discuss them, if you want to change the event or flip things on its head and make me your fake date, that’s a fun twist.

Most importantly however I must stress there is no IRL wedding, purely RP!