Greetings! I'm really getting sick and tired of that other guy getting all the credit. I feel that my area of expertise is much more fun than the possible rewards of the afterlife. Personally, my favorite levels of hell are lust and greed. Since I can't acquire money in this space, I'm hoping someone would love to indulge in a devilish experience with the man himself. If I can get paid for this, please let me know. Mods, seriously, I'm all ears.

If I am going to give credit to the man upstairs, I will say he makes some beautiful women. However, not enough credit is given to me for all the fun you get to have. It's called "horny" for a reason, and that reason includes me and not of all of this "oh my God stuff". Shouldn't I get some worships of my own? I don't even demand as much as the other guy. You don't have to devote you whole life to my existence. Just in the bedroom, backseat of the car, shower, or wherever you'd like to get fucked. I'm also down for long walks around the Lake of Fire and some blowjobs. Bring a friend, if you wish.

In terms of my appearance, I'd prefer my unassuming human form as I walk among you. Luckily for you, I can shift into your favorite and desirable devil. I prefer to keep my pitchfork and horns near my lakeside abode and don't even ask about the pointy tail (seriously? that's only in cartoons). I am the thoughts behind wanting to suck off your professor. I am behind the urge to fuck your sister's boyfriend. The older guy next door, the Uber driver, in the movie theater, in your parents bed, at a college party, and wherever the mood strikes. I am the ache that makes you get on your knees, bend over, and happily accept a pounding from someone you shouldn't. I may even be in those other subreddits where you meet strangers for a good time.

You can call me whatever you like. The person I portray in your desires or you can call me Michael. The arc angel, Luc, Luke, I'm not really picky. I enjoy receiving my own worships in the form of cock worship and blowjobs but I don't mind to give as I'm not selfish. Rough sex, spanking, and a fun cumslut is a favorite as well. Creampies, threesomes (FFM), cheating, age gaps, and some light choking are also fun. Even the devil himself doesn't want to deal with your shit or anything that normally goes in the toilet, a lot of blood, gore, animals, etc.

As if I haven't wrote enough, here's a writing sample:

*********************************************************As you roll over in bed and tuck a few strands of hair behind your ears, you glance over at the illuminated alarm clock reading "06:07". You feel the wetness of your boyfriend's cum dripping from your pussy as you hear the shower turn on. A deep sigh escapes from your lips before your fist pounds against the mattress. While you're never the one to turn down a morning tryst, you expected more than a 7 minute romp with no foreplay. You expected your needs to be met, to be pounded like you've always desired and brought to several episodes of orgasmic bliss. Instead, you go and clean yourself up and crawl back into the side of the bed that doesn't remind you of the unfinished business that you just experienced. You close your eyes and pretend to sleep as you hear your boyfriend's steps around the bed and feel his lips on your forehead before he's dressed and out the door for a multi-day work trip.

Your thoughts and desires creep through your dreams. A need and desire to worship a man with a sizeable tool that leaves you aching for more and aching the next day. Being filled and fucked by a body unrecognizable and a face your brain cannot complete. You dream of looking down and seeing your legs spread, watching that thick tool disappear into your needy pussy lips. You feel that body weight pressing you down into that mattress with each pounding thrust. You hear the carnal growls of unmistakable passionate sex as you climb towards that sweet release.

RING

Your eyes flutter awake with your heart pounding heavy in your chest. You quickly realize your phone is ringing, rolling over to retrieve it from the nightstand. You quickly answer assuming an emergency.

"Hello, (your name here). My apologies for the unexpected call. You may call me Michael, or Mike for short. The reason for my call is about the realtor you have been working with. Unfortunately, she is a bit tied up at the moment and has asked me to step in to show you some new places and arrange a meeting to get to know each other. I'm free this afternoon if you are."

If you're still here, thanks for reading. Looking forward to fulfilling many devilish desires with you.