I`m Jon, 40 years old. The long and short is I`m looking to fool around on the internet. I've got a cheating scene on my mind tonight.

You`re away on a marathon business trip. It`s been a few weeks and this is about the longest you`ve been away from your husband in a long time. On the one hand, you miss him a bit. On the other, things were a bit rocky going into your trip and having the space to reset has been admittedly nice.

It`s been a long day, in particular, and you decide you badly need a drink. Stopping in at the hotel bar for a couple of drinks, you`re having trouble relaxing as your husband is blowing up your phone asking you how to do the most basic of tasks that need doing around the house while you`re gone.

Polishing off your drink so you can get up to your room to call him, the bartender brings another by. When you let him know you didn`t order anything, he says it`s from the man down the bar. Normally, you`d just thank him and get upstairs, but you decide your husband can wait.

Some kinks: Rough (Spanking, hair pulling, choking), dirty talk, facials/cumshots, overtly slutty women), CMNF, CFNM, public risk.

Hard limits: pee/scat, incest, blood

I tend to prefer to chat for at least a few minutes first to get a feel for each other.

I also prefer chat to PM (I tend to be relatively short in my responses by some standards here, sometimes as few as one sentence, almost never more than three or four), though I also will happily PM with a potential partner if the match is right.

And for those of us who love options:

You're on a group camping trip with your s/o and you're getting annoyed at how little attention he's been paying you. You decide to go take a walk. A few sites down, you spot a handsome man you'd seen a few times sitting at his campfire and decide to say hello.

You`re my daughter`s college roommate and staying with us for a few weeks during break. You've been making the most of the college experience and have taken a special liking to older men. One evening, with my wife and daughter both out of the house, you start to think about how badly you've wanted to try an older man and decide to go see what I'm up to.

You`ve just had a fight with your husband and are doing what you always do afterward: swiping through your secret Tinder account for validation. You never respond to any messages, it`s just to feel good. Until you swipe on a good looking older man before realizing he`s the guy who just moved in next door.

You're working the graveyard shift by yourself at a small diner just off the highway in the middle of nowhere. You don't see a lot of customers this late. I'm driving a few states over and getting tired, so I decide to stop when I notice your diner.

As you can probably guess by now, I don't tend toward the shy type. I appreciate a woman who's not afraid to play flirty or even overtly slutty.

If you're interested, give me a hello!